Topic: So, I have diarrhea.
+Anonymous A — 13.7 years ago #16,442
I could feel myself having to shit. Then I noticed it wasn't a normal shit. It begged for release. My anus muscles obviously couldn't hold it in, so I ran to the bathroom and sprayed liquid shit everywhere.
God damn it. I don't want diarrhea.
+Action Bastard !.B6gr6sszw — 13.7 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #205,772
@OP
I, for one, welcome diahrea. I don't enjoy the process itself of course but once I finish, I'm left feeling "cleaned out" like all the toxins were
splurged out of my ass.
Edit: The same goes for vomiting.~
(Edited 1 minute later.)
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #205,773
@previous (Action Bastard !.B6gr6sszw)
Ah yes, but I fear greater damage is being done to me. What have I eaten to bring about this foul liquid accompanied with ass-burning? Could I be dehydrating myself by shitting so much liquid?
·Action Bastard !.B6gr6sszw — 13.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #205,774
@previous (A)
Oh, no! The
ass-burning is the worst. I sympathize for you and the condition of your anus, friend. Drink plenty of fluids and just wait it out! Eventually, the runs will leave you.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #205,778
@previous (Action Bastard !.B6gr6sszw)
Thank you, Action Bastard! You have yet again proven yourself to be Tinychan's #1 superhero.
·Action Bastard !.B6gr6sszw — 13.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #205,779
@previous (A)
No; thank
you, citizen! I hope to serve the Tinychan community any and every way possible! It's my pleasure.~
+chicken — 13.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #205,780
That happened to me in class and I didn't want to go in the middle of class so I waited till the end and just as I shut the stall I pooped my pants :'(
·Action Bastard !.B6gr6sszw — 13.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #205,790

Has anyone else ever experienced diarrhea and vomiting at the same time? I was
very sick with food poisoning and sitting at the toilet; spewing from both ends.
·chicken — 13.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #205,799
@previous (Action Bastard !.B6gr6sszw)
Yeah when I got Wendys one day ;_; So I never got it again.
·Action Bastard !.B6gr6sszw — 13.7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #205,802
@previous (chicken )
Are you a vegetarian or something?
Or does
Wendy's just make you shit?
·chicken — 13.7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #205,805
@previous (Action Bastard !.B6gr6sszw)
No, I had it before, never made me do that until the last time so it's going to stay my last time lol.
·Action Bastard !.B6gr6sszw — 13.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #205,807
@previous (chicken )
Hehe! Gotcha, chick.
+Anonymous D — 13.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #205,823
This has been a Tinychan/Shitchan production. The producers wish to thank all the assholes that took part in this Topic.
·Action Bastard !.B6gr6sszw — 13.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #205,824
@previous (D)
Here it is, boss.
·Anonymous D — 13.7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #205,825
The Producers wish it to be known that all anus's featured in this Topic were fictitious and any similarity to Anus's living or dead is purely coincidental. No Assholes were injured in the making of this Topic.
·Anonymous D — 13.7 years ago, 6 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #205,912
This Topic was sponsored jointly by E-lax and Viagra for your daily comings and goings.
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.7 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #206,101
@205,774 (Action Bastard !.B6gr6sszw)+Anonymous F — 13.7 years ago, 2 days later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #206,948
eat it
+Anonymous G — 13.7 years ago, 12 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #207,006
@205,772 (Action Bastard !.B6gr6sszw)
I... agree.
+Anonymous H — 13.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #207,007
This threads grate
·FUCK !YAH.boners (OP) — 13.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #207,008
Niggers
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