Topic: scatman just sent me this PM thinking I was bert.
+Anonymous A — 13.3 years ago #17,261
> scatman, Lay off Kook. She isn't interested in you.
> Bert, What?
> scatman, Quit messaging her. She's tired of it.
> Bert, How do you know.
> scatman, I talk to her. Quit messaging her or I'll ban you again.
> Bert, Are you her boyfriend or something?
> scatman, I won't give you a straght answer on that because it's complicated. Just remember that we talk daily and I'm the one with the admin power and I want you to stop messaging her. Got it?
> Bert, How could you be her boyfriend when you don't even live in the states? Anyway... I'll message who I want.
> scatman, I told you, it's complicated. Now, quit PMing her, she's sick of your shit and I don't want her getting creeped out.
> Bert, You're the creep, scatman.
> scatman, You suck at trolling.
+Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #213,440
screen shot or it didnt happen.
+Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #213,442
Too mu h butthurt, not enough proof itt.
·Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 16 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #213,443
Screen shots?
·Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #213,444
Also as an admin, he would know that you aren't bert, and wouldn't misspell the word "straight".
·Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,472
Where's the screenshot?
+ducky !/73ORiYgDY — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,473
i wanna see lol
+Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,476
+Syntax — 13.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,490
I B Dyslexic
HowSomEver the script as ritten sounds EXACTLY as how asram/bert wood approach a women, any women and try as hard as he can to get hard and stay hard for the object of his affection.
But Bert Kook only goes for those with her equipment. So you better start getting Penis removed n turned inside out for Vergina and you will need Whoremoan injections for titties.
·ducky !/73ORiYgDY — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,494
@previous (Syntax )
wow lol
+Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,496
@213,490 (Syntax )
Who Whom PM me? Last PM was impossible to reply to cause I had not posted the required whatever you need to be able to reply ....Very weird when Mod sends PM but user cannot reply This time I did reply with some limits as to wot I wood say, cause there are a few surprises re DOX ya all never figured out yet it was on the NET for all to see and still IS IS IS..... A bank, by the by was helpful in supplying some photos needed for for for buttttt I do not do to photos wot others do with Photoshop. I have seen previews in mail.
Matt you and Linda make a cute couple in bed.
Matt do onto others wot will be done unto you. Sayeth the loard all mighty Goddess.
Matt how cum you have such a tiny pecker? Does Linda like it tiny? Matt incest is not such a nice thing to see. Now I can understand why Mardsen takes it double black. Those Warts on Lindas body are horrid just horrid. Matt did Daddy do you Vaginal or only Anally?
Did Daddy pick up all his tricks in Prison or was that knowledge all b4 Feds busted him for being a low down dirty crook? Did you, when you stole money from Kids here, did you buy Daddy some Hemorrhoid cream?
·ducky !/73ORiYgDY — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,499
@previous (G)
Are you bert? wat
+Anonymous H — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,508
@previous (ducky !/73ORiYgDY)
its a troll parroting his writing style.
·Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,509
@213,499 (ducky !/73ORiYgDY)
Syntax is a 70 year old man, who is a creeper like bert.
·Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,510
ITT: Op is a bullshitter.
·Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,512
@213,508 (H)
Nope, that's syntax copypasta
http://www.scat chan.net/topic/21060
(Edited 35 seconds later.)
·Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,516
·Anonymous H — 13.3 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,517
@213,512 (G)
that's exactly what i just said you fucking idiot.
·ducky !/73ORiYgDY — 13.3 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,520
@213,508 (H)
*sadsigh*... Bert reminds me of a long lost Internet friend
I want more Bert. I wish he came to tinychan more
·Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,521
@213,517 (H)
Parroting his writing style is not copying and pasting his actual writings.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
·Anonymous H — 13.3 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,524
·Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,527
@previous (H)(Edited 19 seconds later.)
·Syntax — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,531
@213,494 (ducky !/73ORiYgDY)
I should have added this:
I have known Bert aka asram for over a decade. I have a lot of respect for him. However he damn well knows I am 100% honest with him and sock it to him when he does much harm as he goes after the new objects of his affection. He means well but freeks out so many gals. His intent is never bad but if he honestly knew how they feel about his (stalking) that is the term they use when they email me. Many years many emails or PM's.
Sometimes when he has had to much Everclear he does even more harm with messages to them but ALWAYS Apologizes to them.
Anyway keep you eye on the cams cause its Friday Party time on the beach n the Sunset 2nite starting VERY Soon should be AWSUM.
My patio cam is on for the next couple of hours n bypassing one of Hansens cams at Cardiff by the Sea and if you look at the Del Mar cam you can see my house for a momento up on the Bluff which is North of Del Mar. Did 3 hours this AM Surfing and do that almost every day in AM no matter the conditions UNLESS its the day after first rain of Week-Month which here is rare rare but does happen.
Taking a HUGE HUGE Cooler down to the beach and Cooler is 100% full with Frozen Margaritas. Glasses which are NOT allowed on this Beach are iced up with lime on rims and rock salt. Others are bringing pot luck for party and 2nite a major celebration so the food should be X-tra special - So much good stuff to celebrate. Life B a Beach!
http://www.hansensurf.com/live-surf-cams.html(Edited 3 minutes later.)
·Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,532
@previous (Syntax )
No one believes your surfer schtick.
+Morbid !LcVGywIJks — 13.3 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #213,575
SYNTAX HOLY SHIT WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN BRO
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