Topic: AnonTalk stories

+Morbid !LcVGywIJks — 13.6 years ago #17,296

In 2009, I was 15 or 16, and I got in touch with girl who posted a typical "Ask a 15 year-old girl anything" thread. Using the retarded E-mail creation method for anonymously conversing with each other outside of the board which Kimmo had made up, I recieved photos of her boobies and she was relieved to find out that I wasn't another 40 year-old man; except that she ever found out for sure, because upon receiving boobs I never logged back in to send her a penis because the E-mail accounts were retarded. I believe they were all something along the lines of "at81727382929494819294947@gmail.com" fuck that shit. The end.

+Anonymous B — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #213,963

I was once shitlisted.

+Anonymous C — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #213,964

I posted there when AnT was new for a few months until I realized how batshit insane Kimmo was. Not much else interesting to say. I spammed a shit-ton of polls during one of the raids.

+Anonymous D — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #213,965

I had a post there submitted for pre-moderation.

+ducky !/73ORiYgDY — 13.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #213,966

Same thing happened to me...Some guy from France started talking about how he buys women's panties so I said I'd do it! We got in contact! I got his address my panties were ready I was so close to $35, then lost email

:(

+Anonymous F — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #213,967

@213,963 (B)

> I was once shitlisted.

·Morbid !LcVGywIJks (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #213,969

@213,966 (ducky !/73ORiYgDY)
Those fucking emails, man...

I was SHITLISTED once for confusing the word "since" with "sense" in the same post and submitting it three different times for pre-moderation and failing to realize my error. Thankfully, shitlists are easy to get around and basically ineffective.

+Anonymous G — 13.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #213,970

I used to look for any reason to have conversation with Kimmo. I kind of liked him.

+Anonymous H — 13.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #213,975

I've started writing a memoir called "I was a teenaged wiseguy"

+Anonymous I — 13.6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,990

I was the guy who spent way too much time arguing with that sick cunt who wrote the endless "I want to fuck a newborn baby" threads before I realised places like this existed and that it was someone trolling Kimmo's site. I call him a sick cunt (and I know who it was, he posts on here now sometimes) because although I'm sure he doesn't actually want to do that, to even write like that takes a seriously messed-up mind. At the time I thought he was for real, and wasted a shit-load of my time calling him a diseased piece of shit.

I also wrote the epic post calling out Kimmo for his bullshit, which attained semi-legendary status on IWAB. Again, this was before I knew about places like this and didn't quite get who or what Kimmo Alm and AnonTalk were.

Finally, I had a long argument with the guy claiming to be a real life vampire, who used to write on here. One more time, it was before I knew that pretty much everything posted on there was trolling Kimmo.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

·Anonymous D — 13.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,991

@previous (I)
One of the funniest moments was when he was complaining about site activity and the first reply was "I'm sorry. Maybe you should stop worrying about this site and get a job?"

·Morbid !LcVGywIJks (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,993

@213,990 (I)
Are you the guy who called out Kimmo when he would accidentally post as Sysop and then switch to Anonymous a while later?

·Anonymous D — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,996

http://bulletins.iwantabro.com/topic/65155 lol

·Anonymous I — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #213,997

@213,993 (Morbid !LcVGywIJks)
No, that wasn't me. The only time I ever attacked him on the site (sent him a bunch of e-mails in my time, and physically saw him when I was in Sweden in December, though I don't expect anyone to believe that) was when I wrote the very long thread about my 2 friends who run websites and don't aggressively demand gratitude or money for doing so. I took it really seriously back then, but again, I didn't realise what he or the site were. To me at the time, it was just another (very bizarre) forum and I didn't know he'd created an entire internet culture based around slating him.

·Anonymous G — 13.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #214,007

@previous (I)
Phisically saw him? Did you stake out his apartment until he went outside?

·Anonymous I — 13.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #214,020

@previous (G)
Not exactly, the wife and I and a couple of friends had a 24 hour stopover on our way from Petersburg to Manchester at Christmas (I wrote about it on this forum by the way) and went to his apartment block, which isn't much trouble, and which is just about the most interesting thing to do in Sweden even if you don't know who this fella is. There's a yard near his house where we sat and had a few drinks and some kind of picnic, and he eventually turned up and went into his apartment entrance. I know it was him from the photos, and also the video posted by the Anonymous guys who went to his house and made a video of it.

·Anonymous G — 13.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,046

@previous (I)
I find it hard to believe that Kimmo ever leaves his apartment

·Anonymous D — 13.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,056

@214,020 (I)
No sighting of his mother, though?

·Anonymous I — 13.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,059

@previous (D)
No, just him. He's surprisingly massive by the way. Wouldn't want to tangle with him in a dark alley, I reckon he can handle himself. Scandinavians are already well-built, but he's fucking huge.

+Leighonidas !nBpim1wazU — 13.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,071

I went there once and made some post shaming Kimmo for spam. If he left it and didn't ban me, I'd never post again. But I returned each time to post some truth he didn't like and see how long it stuck. Or I'd make a mock-pedo post so ironic it was obvious, like an ugly chick and a "Pedos what do you think of this girl?" I didn't want to raid him as much as just I hated how his site was his own propaganda forum, think North Korea.

@213,990 (I)

> Finally, I had a long argument with the guy claiming to be a real life vampire, who used to write on here. One more time, it was before I knew that pretty much everything posted on there was trolling Kimmo.

They're called sanguinarian vampires. They have no powers, just have to drink blood or they get sick due to some medical condition. That's what they say. There's many websites on them.

·Anonymous H — 13.6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,095

@previous (Leighonidas !nBpim1wazU)
> think North Korea.

Kimmo Jong Il?

·ducky !/73ORiYgDY — 13.6 years ago, 47 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,112

Wow, visiting Sweden just to hang out near where Kimmo lives. If I was rich I would go to Sweden and hang out on his street and watch all day. Maybe we can b friends from afar. I love Kimmo.

·Anonymous D — 13.6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,132

@previous (ducky !/73ORiYgDY)
He'd probably ask you for your urine and if you said no he'd shitlist you IRL.

·ducky !/73ORiYgDY — 13.6 years ago, 48 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,133

@previous (D)
LOL!!!!

·Leighonidas !nBpim1wazU — 13.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,161

There's a dude here who lives in Sweden. Back when people went to Kimmo's house for visits (pics are on his ED article), I begged the Sweden anon to visit Kimmo but he wouldn't.

I would've visited Kimmo. I wouldn't spraypaint his door or hang fliers, I'd just interview him on a hidden camera and post it. I wonder how he behaves IRL.

·Anonymous F — 13.6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,197

@previous (Leighonidas !nBpim1wazU)
> I'd just interview him on a hidden camera and post it. I wonder how he behaves IRL.

I would pay money to see the two of you together.

·ducky !/73ORiYgDY — 13.6 years ago, 8 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,421

Kimmo can be a whole new tourist attraction

·Morbid !LcVGywIJks (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,427

@214,161 (Leighonidas !nBpim1wazU)
I really wish there were some videos of Kimmo. A video blog starring Kimmo would make me cream my shorts.

·Anonymous G — 13.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,447

@214,197 (F)
I'd pay even more to see Kimmo punch Leonidas in the face.

+Anonymous K — 13.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,490

I had over 100 posts on AT and I still have my id card file too.

·Anonymous D — 13.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,522

@previous (K)
That's what you're supposed to do, dear Anonymous K. Keep it in a secure location. Because one day it will come out of its coma and those people will be rewarded by Kimmo. He also doesn't forget fucktards either.

·Morbid !LcVGywIJks (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,528

@previous (D)
AnonTalk is no longer in a coma. It has died and will never return. Kimmo said so himself.

·Anonymous D — 13.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,529

@previous (Morbid !LcVGywIJks)
That's what he wants mentally ill fucktards such as yourself to think.

·Morbid !LcVGywIJks (OP) — 13.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #214,530

@previous (D)
I too had over 100 posts. In Kimmo's eyes, I was rather loyal. I even categorized 100 some-odd topics, and planned to apply for wiseguy status once eligible.

·Leighonidas !nBpim1wazU — 13.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #214,756

@previous (Morbid !LcVGywIJks)

Kimmo is supposed to be autistic but he led people around like a cult leader.

·Anonymous D — 13.6 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #215,122

@214,059 (I)

> No, just him. He's surprisingly massive by the way. Wouldn't want to tangle with him in a dark alley, I reckon he can handle himself. Scandinavians are already well-built, but he's fucking huge.

I imagine so just from his stock photos. We already know he has an aggressive streak which is self-evident from the fact that he punched a hole in the wall next to his door.

·Leighonidas !nBpim1wazU — 13.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #215,188

@previous (D)

Yeah. He made that thread after I filled his forum with threads he hated one night.

(Edited 7 minutes later.)

·Anonymous D — 13.6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #215,189

@previous (Leighonidas !nBpim1wazU)
Fuck off.

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