Topic: I peed on the homeless today
+Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 — 13.3 years ago #22,720
I was biking home and I saw a homeless man laying on the floor with a cup thatsaid "spare what you can". I stopped and saw that he was aasleep andhad collected about $30,so iI took the money out and slipped it in my pocket, and whipped out my junk.
I started passing in the cup, then slowly to the edge of it so I could tipit over. It fell and ssplashed on the man and his things. When he woke uphe was opretty irate, but after I handed over his 30 he calmed down and started thanking me.
I think I did good today, at least madethe guy work for his money a littlebit.
I started passing in the cup, then slowly to the edge of it so I could tipit over. It fell and ssplashed on the man and his things. When he woke uphe was opretty irate, but after I handed over his 30 he calmed down and started thanking me.
I think I did good today, at least madethe guy work for his money a littlebit.
+Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #272,122
If The Doctor replied seriously it would be pure chaos.+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #272,138
Did you tell him you were immunizing him against jellyfish stings?
+Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 9 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,168
@OP
I treated a homeless person like an actual human being once and they tried to shake my hand. Obviously I called the cops and had them locked up for attempted assualt. In addition I turned their collection cup over to my local Catholic church.
God bless!
I treated a homeless person like an actual human being once and they tried to shake my hand. Obviously I called the cops and had them locked up for attempted assualt. In addition I turned their collection cup over to my local Catholic church.
God bless!
+Anonymous E — 13.3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,169
@OP
Plot twist: The homeless person was Kimmo, and you are a loli.
Plot twist: The homeless person was Kimmo, and you are a loli.
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 48 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,184
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,256
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,258
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,259
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,260
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,264
·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,267
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,270
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