Topic: Does this daily regime of The Doctor's life evince sympathy for him in you?

+Anonymous A — 13.3 years ago #22,845

(All times Salford time)

15:00 - wake up. Masturbate to a grim and joyless climax. Crawl out of bed.

15:01 - Log onto Tinychan. Post.

17:00 - 10 minute break to eat the food his mother brings down to him.

17:10 - Post on Tinychan.

08:00 - Masturbate to a grim and joyless climax.

08:01 - go to bed.

Next day - repeat as above, and as per every single day for the last 3 years.

(Edited 6 minutes later.)

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Yes, I feel a little sympathy for him. Ever Miller was never this sad.	-	0%
No, fuck the sad middle-aged ponce. It's hilarious he lives this way.	-	0%
I am The Doctor, posting anonymously. Behold now my very public tears.	-	0%

+Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #273,668

How does he afford internet on JSA with bedroom tax and all the rest of it?
He must live with his mother.

> glad to be a houseowner with a job

+Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #273,670

@previous (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
> mad

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 33 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #273,671

@previous (C)
How can I be mad at a poor-as-shit bumbefuck Northern inbreed ex-coalminer?

·Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 51 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #273,672

@previous (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
I don't know. Why don't you tell me?

+morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13.3 years ago, 3 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #273,673

> doctorchan

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 55 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #273,675

@273,672 (C)
But I'm not the expert on that, unlike yourself.

·Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 56 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #273,676

@previous (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
False. Nowhere have I claimed to be an expert on poor-as-shit bumbefuck Northern inbreed ex-coalminers.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #273,678

@OP

As a person suffering from autism, Dave likes to post these silly little threads as part of his stimming routine.

+Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #273,679

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> implying the doctor isn't dave's schtick

+Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #273,682

He jerks off twice a day, lives rent free has a personal cook. Actually I'm jealous.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #273,683

@273,678 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

> As a person suffering from autism, Dave likes to post these silly little threads as part of his stimming routine.

23:31 Salford time - Post on Tinychan within 7 minutes of the OP.

+Anonymous H — 13.3 years ago, 43 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #273,695

That regime is completely wrong, there isn't anywhere near enough time devoted to posting on Tinychan in it.

+Anonymous I — 13.3 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #273,700

@273,668 (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
He has a job as a part time Greengrocers boy.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #273,751

@273,682 (G)
@273,695 (H)
@previous (I)
Nice samefagging, OP.

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #273,760

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Jobless on a Friday?

You must be autistic.

+Anonymous J — 13.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #273,770

@previous (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
What's up Autphag?

I'm sure the Doctor must have a fulfiling life and full of excitement. He is the most interesting man in the world. Fuck Dos Equis.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #273,777

@previous (J)

Sup Travis.

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