Topic: I promise to commit suicide

+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago #25,531

So long as the following conditions are met:

1. You acknowledge that I am God.
2. Your acknowledgement of this must extend post-mortemly and be expressed in a permanent mural.
3. Fake Dr. Autphag will be leader presiding over my high bishop priestdom on Earth.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

+HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY — 13.1 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #302,725

But the Jews will win!

+Anonymous C — 13.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #302,729

As a person suffering from life-long drug abuse fetishism, Autphag will attempt to end his life by overdosing meth. And fail.

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #302,731

Joking about it is the first step

+Anonymous E — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #302,733

Just don't turn into green.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #302,735

@302,731 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
No. I want to perish. I didn't persevere enough last night to induce the desired heart attack. I must try harder next time, for the sake of usurping the Jewish Satan proxy.

·Anonymous C — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #302,736

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
See: http://www.tinychan.org/topic/25531#reply_302729

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 30 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #302,746

I AM A GOD.
I AM A GOD.
I AM A GOD.
I AM A GOD.

I AM A GOD.

A GOD, A GALT, A NIRUBEAN GAAT.

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

+Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #302,747

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Glug, no you're not.

+Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #302,750

Yes to 3.

+mechano !b.ltBX1QuE — 13.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,787

@OP

Move to the states and get laid.

+Anonymous I — 13.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,817

@302,747 (F)

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