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Topic: Reading with Autphag: Classification of the Races in Morton's Crania Americana

+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g12.9 years ago #26,744

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Europeans
"The Caucasian Race is characterized by a naturally fair skin, susceptible of every tint; hair fine, long and curling, and of various colors. The skull is large and oval, and its anterior portion full and elevated. The face is small in proportion to the head, of an oval form, with well-proportioned features. . . . This race is distinguished for the facility with which it attains the highest intellectual endowments. . . . The spontaneous fertility of [the Caucasus] has rendered it the hive of many nations, which extending their migrations in every direc-tion, have peopled the finest portions of the earth, and given birth to its fairest inhabitants. . . ."
Asians
"This great division of the human species is characterized by a sallow or olive colored skin, which appears to be drawn tight over the bones of the face; long black straight hair, and thin beard. The nose is broad, and short; the eyes are small, black, and obliquely placed, and the eyebrows are arched and linear; the lips are turned, the cheek bones broad and flat. . . . In their intellectual character the Mongolians are ingenious, imitative, and highly susceptible of cultivation [i.e. learning]....So versatile are their feelings and actions, that they have been compared to the monkey race, whose attention is perpetually changing from one object to another...."
Native Americans
"The American Race is marked by a brown complexion; long, black, lank hair; and deficient beard. The eyes are black and deep set, the brow low, the cheekbones high, the nose large and aquiline, the mouth large, and the lips tumid [swollen] and compressed. . . . In their mental character the Americans are averse to cultivation, and slow in acquiring knowledge; restless, revengeful, and fond of war, and wholly destitute of maritime adventure. They are crafty, sensual, ungrateful, obstinate and unfeeling, and much of their affection for their children may be traced to purely selfish motives. They devour the most disgusting [foods] uncooked and uncleaned, and seem to have no idea beyond providing for the present moment. . . . Their mental faculties, from infancy to old age, present a continued childhood. . . . [Indians] are not only averse to the restraints of education, but for the most part are incapable of a continued process of reasoning on abstract subjects. . . ."
Africans
"Characterized by a black complexion, and black, woolly hair; the eyes are large and prominent, the nose broad and flat, the lips thick, and the mouth wide; the head is long and narrow, the forehead low, the cheekbones prominent, the jaws protruding, and the chin small. In disposition the Negro is joyous, flexible, and indolent; while the many nations which compose this race present a singular diversity of intellectual character, of which the far extreme is the lowest grade of humanity. . . . The moral and intellectual character of the Africans is widely different in different nations. . . . The Negroes are proverbially fond of their amusements, in which they engage with great exuberance of spirit; and a day of toil is with them no bar to a night of revelry. Like most other barbarous nations their institutions are not infrequently characterized by superstition and cruelty. They appear to be fond of warlike enterprises, and are not deficient in personal courage; but, once overcome, they yield to their destiny, and accommodate themselves with amazing facility to every change of circumstance. The Negroes have little invention, but strong powers of imitation, so that they readily acquire mechanic arts. They have a great talent for music, and all their external senses are remarkably acute."

+Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o12.9 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #314,735

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+Anonymous C12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #314,736

@OP

You haven't had sex for 30 years, right?

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #314,738

@previous (C)
To4ster, nobody cares about your paedophile shtick.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY12.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #314,744

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Waiter, this salad is stale.

·To4ster 12.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #314,750

@314,738 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)

> To4ster, nobody cares about your paedophile shtick.

I didn't mean your sex habits with children. Not sure why you immediately connected my mention of your sex life with paedophilia, that was very defensive on your part. I didn't even know you were a pedo until that post. I was merely confirming - you haven't had sex for 30 years, right?

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #314,762

@previous (To4ster )
I was referring to your paedophillia, the only thing defensive here is your instantly evasive deflection of the matter onto me.

·To4ster 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #314,763

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
You haven't asked me anything, hence there can be no deflection. I am merely seeking to ascertain - you haven't had sex for 30 years, right?

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 12.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #314,768

@previous (To4ster )
Deflections needn't necessarily by condition upon whether what you're turning around onto me is a question or not, rendering your statement a case of non-sequitur ignorantium elenchi. No wonder you failed at pursuing a legal career, LOL.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY12.9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #314,779

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Sup to4str.

·To4ster 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,780

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Sup mate, how's it going?

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,781

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I'm not a nonce, and my pictures aren't all over the internet. It's going pretty well.

·To4ster 12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,782

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Sweet :) Happy for you Doc. Thanks for asking how I am by the way, I appreciate it.

(Edited 22 seconds later.)


·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY12.9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,796

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Okay, to4str.

·To4ster 12.9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,801

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Have a good evening, mate

+Anonymous E12.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,802

@previous (To4ster )
I like this new autistic troll tactic: kill The Doctor with kindness. :)

+ !NoGoD1GamE12.9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #314,808

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You seem visibly relaxed and calm

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