Topic: When will Christmas die?

+Anonymous A — 12.8 years ago #28,479

I know it's coming. I know that as the world slowly turns more and more atheistic the less and less celebrated this holiday will become. I'd imagine New Year's Eve maybe the future big holiday of the season following Thanksgiving and even Halloween. Christmas is currently dying a slow death, but eventually I know with more people turning away from Christianity it'll be gone forever. When should the expectation date be?

+Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #332,814

Christmas has been dead for years, besides it's not even a Christian holiday. Enjoy your paganistic Jew worship.

+Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,817

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
I don't think anyone legitimately celebrates it how it originally was anyway. Just an excuse to get toys and other materialistic nugjive.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,822

@332,814 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Christmas celebrates the birth of Jesus Christ. Shows some respect.

@previous (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)
> Just an excuse to get toys and other materialistic nugjive.
I'd imagine family get togethers are also a pretty common excuse.
Just like why non-Football fans in America watch the Superbowl every year.

+BlushBerry !gbPrZNIepE — 12.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,826

@previous (A)
I don't think Jesus was actually born on that date.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,827

@previous (BlushBerry !gbPrZNIepE)
> implying you have to celebrate a birthday on the actual day

Have you never once celebrated your birthday a day or two early or late?

·BlushBerry !gbPrZNIepE — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,829

@previous (A)
Funny you should ask because I celebrate two birthdays, one of my former male self and one of my current female self but I celebrate them on the day of birth.

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,830

@previous (BlushBerry !gbPrZNIepE)
Why would you celebrate your former male self if you're now content as a female?
Celebrate a death day for your male self as that is the day when he died.

+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,832

It's just a nice day to give gifts and drink and do family things.

·BlushBerry !gbPrZNIepE — 12.8 years ago, 52 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,833

@332,830 (A)
Because I don't hate what I once was.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 58 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,834

@332,832 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
If only it seems like more people took that attitude. It seems like people think, "without Jesus, why celebrate?"
In before the word "Christmas" becomes a swear word and suddenly people are replacing it in their speech with "December 25".
In before the Jews get blamed yet again.

+Anonymous F — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,835

@332,827 (A)

I've never celebrated it on the same completely wrong day every year.

+Anonymous G — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,836

@332,814 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

> Christmas has been dead for years, besides it's not even a Christian holiday. Enjoy your paganistic Jew worship.

Autphag has nobody to spend Christmas with. Nobody to give him a gift, nobody to share turkey with, nobody to pull a cracker with, nobody to wish him well for the new year, nobody to give him a hug and tell him he's loved. Since his mother died, Christmas has been a very difficult time for Autphag. He will spend it posting on here.

+Anonymous H — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,837

@previous (G)

> He will spend it posting on here.

And you'll be waiting all day for him.

·Anonymous G — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,839

@previous (H)
Okay Autphag

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,841

@332,836 (G)
Staff dinner, actually. I was invited this year. Because, unlike you, I'm not a completely obnoxious, repulsive nuisance who acts like the ultimate in counter-autistic troll-shielding.

·Anonymous G — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,843

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

> I was invited this year.

hahahahaha :) you write that with such tragic pride! weren't invited last year, huh? they finally took pity on you and let you tag along this time? lol :)

p.s: not to mention you're talking shite, what the fuck kind of company has a staff party on christmas day?? it's actually embarrassing watching you humiliate yourself like this, you sad lonely old retard :)

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·BlushBerry !gbPrZNIepE — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,844

@previous (G)
That's what I read to. Like being invited is some massive achievement so now he can look down on others. It's like when a wizard gets his first girlfriend at 35 and then looks down on all his friends who are still single.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,845

@332,843 (G)
Your caveat to everyone was a really bad attempt at deflection, you've now told everyone effectively that you never go outside and haven't actually witnessed these things for yourself. Can't be surprised that you've admitted to this, madaboutdoc. You do spend every hour of the day waiting for his presence after all!

@previous (BlushBerry !gbPrZNIepE)
> using the term wizard unironically

(Edited 53 seconds later.)

·Anonymous D — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,846

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
You read more into anonG's post than was there. This is more evidence that you suffer from delusions. I would urge you to see help but you'll most likely come back and tell me something about Jews.

·BlushBerry !gbPrZNIepE — 12.8 years ago, 34 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,847

@previous (D)
Hmm, my name was missing for some reason

+Anonymous I — 12.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,848

@332,832 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
but you hate your mother.....which is really a sad shame..

·Anti — 12.8 years ago, 57 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,849

@332,845 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
That was some seriously heavy deflection there, Autie. You wanna actually address the points he made? Which company (for which you work shifts) do you work for, that they organize their Christmas party on Christmas Day itself?

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 16 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,850

@332,846 (D)
If you know anything about madaboutdoc already, those inferences aren't hard to come to.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 43 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #332,851

@332,849 (Anti )
There isn't a point to address, lol. You simply made an incoherent dribbling slur. Get a grip of yourself.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #332,854

@332,836 (G)
I feel it's our duty to maybe lay off of the teasing on December 24th and 25th and ensure that Dr. Autphag has a Merry Christmas.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #332,856

@previous (A)
It ain't your duty to do shit. Stop trying to occupy moral higher ground in some vainly disingenuous pitty-patting attempt and fuck off.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #332,857

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Everyone should have a Merry Christmas, Autie. :-)

·Anonymous G — 12.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #332,864

@332,856 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
At which venue has your company booked a Christmas party on...err, Christmas Day? Tell us, is this a special party for people who do not have families or friends (for they would all be spending Christmas Day with them)? Is that why you've been invited "this year"? They've taken pity on you and the other friendless loner, and sent you both to the McDonald's VIP Room for your Happy Xmas Meal between 3 and 4pm?

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #332,865

@previous (G)
> indistinct sperg-babbling and droning
Yes, we know you have Down's syndrome, there's no need to emphasize that further.

·BlushBerry !gbPrZNIepE — 12.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #332,867

@332,864 (G)
@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Maybe we works Xmas day. My aunt works in an old peopls home and needs to work Xmas day, they also hold their party that day so the old folks can enjoy it to.

·BlushBerry !gbPrZNIepE — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #332,870

@332,865 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
How do you know he has Down's syndrome? What signels has he given off to give you that assumption?

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 12.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #332,875

@332,834 (A)
I have never heard anyone act like that. Then again, I don't live in the Bible Belt.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #332,877

@332,870 (BlushBerry !gbPrZNIepE)
I've noticed you misspell even elementary words. Do you have dyslexia perchance? I'm not knocking you for it (I think I may have a mild, undiagnosed form myself), merely curious.

@332,867 (BlushBerry !gbPrZNIepE)
Well it worked like so: most of the people who work at my place of occupation do not have families in the strictest sense (yes there are married people but very few folk have kids) and so we decided, since we comprise the majority of workers there, that we'd have a Christmas day celebration. Not everything is the little homogenous, negroiditic rat-pack of plebian traditionalists that seem to occupy the fantasies of AnonG's world.

+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #332,880

> McDonald's VIP Room for your Happy Xmas Meal between 3 and 4pm?

McWalter ate all the Xmas burgers :(

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #332,884

@332,877 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

As a person suffering from autism, Autphag uses his rich fantasy life, in which he has a job and gets invited to parties, to escape the crushing monotony of being an unemployable retard who depends on state handouts to survive.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #332,887

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> to escape the crushing monotony of being an unemployable retard who depends on state handouts to survive

Please, spare the autobiography Doc! We know you have to set up a non-existent "mad" alterpersona of yourself to have fake arguments with. How pathetic! Talk about the crushing monotony of your life, entirely played out on Tinychan.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #332,888

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

Your autism is flaring up.

·BlushBerry !gbPrZNIepE — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #332,895

@332,877 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
I have a mild dyslexia.

·Anonymous G — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #332,902

@332,877 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

> most of the people who work at my place of occupation do not have families in the strictest sense and so we decided, since we comprise the majority of workers there, that we'd have a Christmas day celebration.

hahahahaha :)) Oh Autie, even for you this will go down as a legendary post. You poor, sad loser. Justifying your life with hilarious lies about made-up party invitations on a silly little internet forum :))

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #332,908

@previous (G)
@332,888 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Hi, Doc.

·Doc — 12.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #332,921

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Hi, mate. So, this Christmas party of yours being fictitiously held on Christmas day...hahahahahaha :)))) Oh Autie, you almost make me weep for your sad, sad life. Almost, but not quite, it's still hilarious.

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #332,923

@previous (Doc )
Sure thing, Doc.

+Anonymous L — 12.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #332,937

Jesus saves.

+Anonymous M — 12.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #332,999

@previous (L)
He really does....no matter what the heathens say.....in their ignorance..

+Anonymous N — 12.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #333,007

@previous (M)

> He really does....no matter what the heathens say.....in their ignorance..

+Anonymous O — 12.8 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #333,027

@332,822 (A)
Christmas celebrates the birth of Santa, you fucktarded troll.

+Anonymous P — 12.8 years ago, 14 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #333,355

@332,841 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
> I haven't celebrated Commerzionist Tidings Yidmassias for the past decade.

·Anonymous P — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #333,356

@332,841 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
> Confidence as a substitute for reason in the run-up to a social event which proves everything I say about your character correct.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 54 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #333,374

@previous (P)
Sorry, are you talking about yourself again? Please, quit that. Cheers.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #333,377

@332,841 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)

As a person suffering from autism, Autphag is a completely obnoxious, repulsive nuisance who acts like the ultimate in counter-autistic troll-shielding.

·Anonymous P — 12.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #333,459

@333,374 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Your hypocrisy knows no bounds.

·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.8 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #333,479

@previous (P)
Likewise.

·Anonymous P — 12.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #333,490

@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
[citation needed]

+quack !DIIsquackU — 12.8 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #333,492

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