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PTERODACTYLOID MAN'S FLIGHT TO PARIS
BY. Jeffery H. Marzi

The reporters in the white house's lobby. Our writing & typing of the big story tonight about Radon the Pterodactyloid. Flight oven the Atlantic ocean from Washington D.C. To Paris France!! And to the reporters & photographers it's is a "BIG SCOOP"!

Radon the Pterodactyloid man is in the guest room in the white house. Resting & thinking about the big flight & said. After I got my body simulated. To be a cyborg Pterodactyloid man. With anaconda snake heart & muscles in my body. And having the anaconda snake muscles. Replacing of my breast muscles & arm muscles & leg muscles. I can flap my wings faster & harder now. And with the anaconda snake heart in my body. That's help me to fly better as well. I do not care about sex & I do fears about the aids virus. As a cyborg Pterodactyloid man. I do not need sex organs?! But I got a blood heater inside of my body. Where was my sex organs was. Thanks to Melissa the first lady hear in the white house. And Melissa the first lady was the captain's daughter of the white star ocean liner Titanic & tell about Neptune's black pearls necklace!!!

As Radon the Pterodactyloid man remember in the past. Wend he was working postal service. At the post office in Miami Florida. And the weather that's was cold & windy that's day. But the express mail must be deliver to the post office in Orlando. And as a postal worker the mail must be deliver rain or sunny!! As I deported from the Miami post office with the express mail bags in my back. The weather was cold in Miami.. As I was flying to Orlando to deliver the mail? I did hit a cold spot. As I was fly thou it. My breast muscles stiffing up & I can flap my wings!! I m reptilian & I almost blackout!! But thank god I carry a parachute just for any emergency. So I did use the parachute!!

After landing in a orange tree?? I designed to take the mail train to Orlando. To deliver the express mail. As riding on the train with the mail. I meet sum one who works in the septic business..

As I was on the train he tell about the septic business.. And his name is Johny Septic & show me his card about his business. Johny Septic septic removal co. We suck the feces out of your tank. No tank is to big to suck.. It's suck!! Johny Septic said to me. I see you our riding the train to deliver the mail. I do not knew why you on the train? You our a Pterodactyloid with your big wings why you using the train??

Than Radon said to Johny Septic. I m force to use the train because of the weather!! But will like to fly away. Infect I can fly faster than this train. And in the pass.. Working with the postal service. I did fly long flight in the pass. I fly from Miami to Jacksonville.. And fly from Miami to Nassau. And I want to said this to you. To navigates over the ocean. The post office have navigational computer on my crest. The crest is part of my head. That's the top part of my head all Pterodactyloid got crest on top of their heads. And the little navigational computer on my crest. Guide me over the ocean. With the globed satellite system!! And Johny the longest flight that's I did working with the postal serves. I fly non stop from Miami to Washington D.C. And Johny I love to fly & love to fly all of the time. Genetically is in my blood I m a Pterodactyloid man!!

After the train stop in Orlando. Then is hit Radon!! I love flying allot I m a Pterodactyloid. And want to do the ultimate flight. To fly across the Atlantic ocean!!! To Paris France!!

After the weather clear & fly back to Miami. At the post office in Miami. In the lunchroom of the post office. Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Making a phone call to a hospital that's do help handicap people. By cloning body parts & artificial body parts. That's make the patients to be simulate as a cyborg. And to make the ultimate flight I need to be simulate as a cyborg Pterodactyloid man. So a call a hospital in Orlando using my calling card. The White Pearl Hospital in Orlando..

As Radon the Pterodactyloid man call the hospital. First he got one of the secretary & said. Do your hospital do artificial implants as a cyborg? The secretary said yes we do. Then Radon said to the secretary I wood like to speak to one of your 'doctor that's do the simulation any of your doctors that's do simulations! Then the secretary said just one monument please. Then Radon said. I m call long distance on my calling card! But the secretary said. Just one monument please.....

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Than the postmaster come in the lunchroom & see Radon! the Pterodactyloid man on the phone. Radon said to the postmaster. I bin making long flights by delving the mail in the past. I fly the mail from Miami to Orlando. And I fly from Miami to Nassau. And flying over the ocean to navigate. The postal servers give navigation global satellite system computer to me. That's really help me navigate in international waters.. And I the computer clap on my crest. That's the top part of my head. All Pterodactyloid haves crest. And the computer clap on my crest help me navigate in international waters. And I use it & the longest flight that's I did. I fly from Miami to Washington D.C. non stop. If the weather aloud it?? And I did fly from Miami to Washington D.C. & back! Allots of time in the past non stop!!

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So I want to do the ultimate flight. After I get simulated. As a cyborg Pterodactyloid man. With bigger breast | arm & leg muscles! And removing my sex part & replacing with a blood heater to heat my blood for the flight. That's will keep me warm. And as a reptile!! I m going need the blood heater!! And I wood like my new breast arm & leg muscles feed inter Venues or I.V. for short. And 8 I.V. on my body to power | my breast arm & leg muscles. by I.V. And on my back I wood like the carry 6 1/4 size beer kegs on my back. That's will be my fuel or food to drive my breast arm & leg muscles. To flap my wings faster & longer after being simulated. In the past my longest flight is. From Miami to Washington D.C. I show you on this map. After being simulated?! I can fly 5 times longer. I show you on this map. 1 2 3 4 5 right on this knothole on the wall. The postmaster said. What's the knothole? Radon said Paris. "PARIS"!!! said the postmaster..

Then Radon is taken off hold with the hospital. And Radon said. This is one of the doctor?? You our the head surgeon that's is a shock?? And do you get my letter? You do knows good & you knows about it!! I will be right over!! Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man hag up the phone..

The next day. Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Fly to the post office's bank. And if the bank that's is the post office. Will loan Radon the money to be simulated to be a cyborg Pterodactyloid man? Radon is in the bank for sum time. Then the head banker want to see Radon in his office about the loan.

The head banker said to Radon. I see you want a loan to be simulated at the white pearl hospital in Orlando.. So Radon why do you want to do this?? Radon said to the head banker. I have bin doing allots of long flights for the postal service!! And I want to make a history!! To be the first Pterodactyloid man to fly over the Atlantic ocean. Or the first living thing. To fly-across the Atlantic ocean.. Yes they our flying machine. That's do fly over all the world's oceans all 7 sea's!! But they never living thing on this earth! That's do haves wings on theirs body's. Will not want to fly over & to reach the other side of all the oceans on this earth! No birds or insects or bats will not fly over any ocean! Wend dinosaurs was alive on this earth. Wend the first bird call the archaeopteryx. Is was half lizard half bird. The first bird. Not a archaeopteryx will never fly oceans!! And before Pterodactyloid came extinct? No Pterodactyloid will never fly over any oceans!! Back in 1927 the first airplane did fly over the Atlantic ocean.. And is was the first flying machine that's did fly over a ocean. And he become "FAMOUS" back in 1927!! So I want to do what he done back in 1927.. So living thing that's do haves wings. To be the first!!!

Then It's did hit the head banker. And he said the Radon the Pterodactyloid man. The first man that's fly over the Atlantic ocean is my grandfather!! And Radon this was before I was born. My name is Rich!! And Radon yes I m help & more!! I m offering deal to you!! If you can do what my grandfather did back in 1927!!?? And you do got to "PARIS"!! Like my grandfather did?? The money that's I loaned to you!! You do not have to pay back to the bank!! It's is a gift from us wend you do get to Paris!!

Went Radon the Pterodactyloid man hear that's. He was so happy of that!! Radon flap he wings & make strong wind in Rich's office & mess up his office! Then Rich said to Radon. I knows you our happy of this. But you have to be a monster in a Japanese monster movie!! The famous monster is the tyrannosaurus-rex in those old monster movie. I remember Japanese monster movie. That's haves two Pterodactyloids flap their wings to destroy the city of Tokyo!! My office is not Tokyo! So stop flapping your wings in my office!! Radon stop flapping his wings & said. I m sorry about but thank you & I love your deal!!

The next day Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Fly to Orlando to reach to the White Pearl Hospital. At first Radon meet the head secretary at said. I want to talk to the head surgeon he knows I m hear.. The secretary said. He is busy right now!

Then Radon said. I call him on the phone to be simulated as a cyborg Pterodactyloid man. For the ultimate flight & hears my card. The secretary said to Radon. Our you the one that's call him?? Radon said. That's is me! Than the secretary walk is the head surgeon's office!! For the present time? Radon look around in the secretary's office as Radon waits!!

Than the secretary said to Radon. The doctor will see you now.. As Radon walk in the office. The surgeon said to Radon you our the one who call me? Radon said. Yes that's is me.. To be simulated as a cyborg Pterodactyloid man. The surgeon said to Radon. Sure we can simulated Johny Septic. Then Radon said. Who is Johny Septic? Surgeon said. It's must be you. Is said we suck the feces out of your tank. No tank is to big to suck. "IT'S SUCKS"!! And show Radon the card. Then Radon look at it & said. I m sorry I give you the wrong card. Then Radon give surgeon the right card. The surgeon said. You our Radon the Pterodactyloid man the one who did call me! Then Radon said after the simulation start the ultimate flight from Miami to Paris & I got the Pterodactyloid man will go for the flight. Then the surgeon said to Radon. Hear the White Pearl Hospital. We will decide who will be the Pterodactyloid & the Pterodactyloid will depart from Orlando to Paris!! Then Radon said. You did not toll me on the phone that's I call you!! Then the surgeon said to Radon. The White Pearl Hospital will decide who will be the Pterodactyloid!! Then Radon scream in fury at the surgeon & said. You haves wasted time to fly from Miami to Orlando!! Then the surgeon said to Radon. Who will be the cyborg Pterodactyloid man? Radon said. "ME"!! Then the surgeon said. Look Radon flying from Miami to Paris is not like carrying a mailbag!! But Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Got out of his office & slam the door!!!!!!

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After Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Got out of the hospital. He meet Rich the head banker. Then Radon said to Rich. That's Hospital will not simulate me to be a cyborg Pterodactyloid man & Rich I think that's I should forget it!! Then Rich said to Radon. I haves bin thinking about it!! And Radon. I want to do what my grandfather did & I want you do succeeded!! I m willing to hire a artist to make a sculpture of you. With your equipment behind my grandfather's airplane!! In the museum in Washington D.C. And have the sculpture of the cyborg Pterodactyloid man. As exhibition in the museum in Washington D.C. Behind my grandfather's airplane! Has my grandfather did that's flight back in 1927!! So Radon. Lets not get a another Pterodactyloid. Lets get another hospital! And Radon theirs is a small clinic in Tampa. And Radon the name of the small clinic is. The Hospital ship ocean liner!!!

Then Rich tell Radon. I will program your navigational computer. That's you haves on your crest. With my lap top computer. After I program your navigational computer. That's will guild to Tampa & to The Hospital ship ocean liner!! I call the small clinic about you. And you need to be simulated as a cyborg Pterodachyloid man. And I tell the Hospital ship ocean liner about you!! Radon said to rich. Thank allot rich I sure glad we meet! Then Rich program Radon the Pterodactyloid man's navigational computer on his crest..

Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Departed from Orlando to Tampa. And got to The Hospital ship ocean liner.. Wend Radon got to the clinic. At first he look a the building & said. The Hospital ship ocean liner looks like a cruise ship & it's look like the Titanic!! So Radon went in the clinic. Radon in the front door & the front desk & said. This is head nurse? Cera said who? Cera said to Radon My mother my mother Melissa is the head nurse & is over in the next room. Then Radon said to Cera? Your mother Melissa is the first lady?? Cera said to Radon. She is the first lady & she is in the other room. So Radon go in to the other room.

Radon went in the room to see Melissa the first lady & head nurse. And she is cooking something? Radon said what cooking?? Melissa said "SHITTAKE"!! Radon said is good. Melissa said you our hungry? Radon said I do not mind! Melissa said well I got lots of shittake mushrooms to spare.. Cera lunch is reedy come & get it!! Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said. Do your clinic clone body parts & do artificial implants?? Melissa said yes we do.. Then Radon said. Do your clinic simulated to be a cyborg?? Melissa said we do. And I just a phone call from a bank. And the name of the head banker is rich. Just yesterday to simulated a Pterodactyloid man. So he will be the first living thing that haves wings. To fly across the Atlantic ocean. I hear that's rich the head banker is willing to pay out 200 million dollars!! To simulated that's Pterodactyloid man!! Then Care come in the room & said. We just got the anaconda snake from the Miami city zoo. The snake is dangerest!! But the Miami city did a lobotomy on the anaconda snake brain's. The anaconda snake kill three people & one of the people is the zoo keeper.. And mother. The Miami city zoo sued for millions. Because of the anaconda snake! So the Miami zoo tranquilize the snake & lobotomy his brain's!! And the Miami city zoo donate the snake to us. And the anaconda snake is brain dead!! And the snake is in a crate!! And mother who is this man with the big wings?? Radon said. I m Radon the Pterodactyloid man!! Then Care said mother got a patient that's needs to be simulated & you have him frying mushrooms!!

Then Melissa said I m sorry of this. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said. I will finish frying the shittake mushrooms & we will have lunch. And we will go to work!! We all make mistakes!!!

Then later on. Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Got a giant "IDEA"!! And tell Melissa about it & said. I m a Pterodactyloid man & Pterodactyloid our reptilian & anacondas our reptilian to!! We our both reptiles!! I need most muscles on my body for that's flight. And anacondas our very powerful.. And anacondas our so powerful. Wend a anaconda snake haves you in his coils. It's will crash your bones!! Before the snake eat you whole!! And hear in Venezuela is south America. Theirs one anaconda snake haves a small car in his coils. And the snake is so powerful!! The snake "CRASH" the car!! That's howl much powerful anaconda our!! So Melissa if gently my body will take the snake muscles? To replace of my breast arm & leg muscles.. And surely implant the muscles fibers on my body from the snake. That's will make this Pterodactyloid very powerful!! And anaconda snake skin is very strong!! So as you simulated me. You can take off all of my old skin off!! And you will replace it with the anaconda snake skin on my body.. Anacondas snake skin is much much much stronger then crocodile's skin!! If my body do not reject it?? But you do need a blood test to see my body not reject?? So you do need a blood test!!!

So at first Melissa use a needle to withdraw blood from Radon body's. The Melissa using another needle? Withdraw blood from the anaconda snake. To do a genetic test. To see if the DNA.? Of Radon the Pterodactyloid man DNA. & the anaconda snake DNA. "MATCH'S"!! But the tests will take time to see for the DNA. will match!! So Radon want in to the waiting room in The Hospital ship ocean liner clinic. Waiting for the DNA. test results...

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As Melissa is doing the DNA. test. Radon the Pterodactyloid man in the waiting. Radon is looking around in the waiting of the clinic. Most of thing in the room about the Titanic!! And the founder of The Hospital ship ocean liner is! The captain's daughter of the Titanic. This is a shock to Radon to see this is like a museum in this clinic. And theirs a part a the room a exhibition & is close in glass. A table for two & a small sign explain it. This is the first class dining room table with one chair from the Titanic. And on the table cloth & dishes & with all of the silver ware of Titanic. Allots knifes forks & spoons!! To show what's look like the first class dining room table look like on the Titanic. This is one of the dining room table. And on the other side of the table is two bottles. A bottle of wine & a bottle of champagne on the table..

Now Radon the Pterodactyloid man fond out why this clinic is call The Hospital ship ocean liner!!! Then Melissa come in the waiting & tell Radon the results.. We tested your DNA & the DNA of the anaconda shake.. And Radon the DNA matches with your DNA. for body tissue!! Radon said that's grant!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said to Melissa. As I was waiting for the results of the DNA test. I look around in your waiting room. And I fond out that's you our the captain's daughter of the Titanic!! And you our the founder of this clinic. And your wailing room is like a museum of the Titanic. And the best exhibition that's I like is. The first class dining room table. Will all of the silver ware & dishes & the tow bottles on the table. In a ice bucket two ice buckets. A bottle of wine & a bottle of champagne. And Melissa. To my point of thinking. Back in April 14 1912 to you? The scariest night in your whole life..

She said to Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Yes Radon that's is the most scariest night & time in my life. A my daddy is the captain of the Titanic!! And normally Radon I do not want to talk about it!! It's is the most scariest time in my whole life!! And I do get nightmares of the the Titanic. But just you I will tell what's I remember that's night. And the other time on the Titanic..

I just remember it just like is yesterday.. I was five years old then. And my daddy take me aboard the biggest ship in the world. And Radon I see the Titanic for the first time. It's was so huge & the remember the 4 smoke stacks on that's ship. And my daddy was at the wheel of Titanic. And I sleep in the captain's room. And he got a bed for me in the captain's room. One time I want to the engine room & see man feeding Titanic. This black rock call coal. It's is the Titanic's food. Then daddy come in the engine room. Mad at me & said. You should not be in the engine room. Only grownups can be in the engine room & only crew grownups only!! And Melissa if I catch you in the engine room? You will stay in the captain's room for the whole time. That's you our on my ship!! Radon that's was the only time that's I see the engines.. And the engines was so huge. It's look like the Eiffel tower!! And I saw a rod coming down of the legs of the Eiffel tower. That's turns a shaff that's turns the propellers that's makes the Titanic go go go!! The other times I like the food on Titanic.. Daddy's table is the biggest table on Titanic. My daddy is the captain!! of Titanic is a floating kingdom & my daddy is the king!! The food is the best in the world!! And I remember the music of the Titanic's band!!! And I remember the servants of Titanic. They sir you like a king! Not just like me a my daddy. But all of the first class passengers on Titanic!!!

Then Radon I want to see whats steerage look like!! So I went down the deck to see what's steerage class look like Radon. Steerage is not like first class!! And Radon. Their is more steerage passengers then first class passengers. So place is a gates that's keep the steerage passengers away from the first class passengers on Titanic. I remember the time that's I was in the engine room when my daddy said to me. At the time I was in steerage. My daddy did not come in steerage. Wend I was in steerage. So I wood be safe then sorry. And Radon that's was the last time I was in steerage of Titanic..

The things I do aboard Titanic. I walk in the first class rooms. Play around at the life boats with my dolls & other toys. And at other times. I wood go up to the front end of Titanic. Stand on the first rail & spread my arms out. And I make-believe I m a seagull. Then on the night just before the Titanic sink. The last time in the first class dining room. At dinner time on Titanic at the captain's table. My daddy as me wears Neptune's black pearl necklace that's night. And That's one of the two expense necklaces in the world. Aboard Titanic that's night. The other necklace I did not see the other one.That was only time that's I wares Neptune's black pearl necklace...

Now Radon. I will tell that's I remember the night that's the Titanic sink.. I was playing with my toys in the front of the wheel house. Then I hard one of the crew said. "ICEBERG"!! And the Titanic is going to hit the iceberg head-on!! But the one of the crew do steer the ship away from the iceberg.. But the ship just pass the iceberg. But the iceberg hit the ship & I heard it hit the Titanic. And I see kids play ball with the ice. Then Radon I ran up to the wheel house to see my daddy. And my daddy & a crew man was looking a the blueprints of Titanic. The crew man said. This ship is sinking! Then my daddy said. This is the Titanic it's unsinkable!! The crew said. The iceberg haves put a slash on the port side of the ship. With the water tight doors. With five7iapartment flood. This ship is sinking. Two or three apartment this ship will stay afloat but not five. Then my daddy said. Howl much time we have?? The crew man said hour & a half? May be two? Then my daddy went to the radio room & tell the radio man. To send a "SOS"!! Then later on my daddy said. Lets got the woman's & children's first!! And Radon. I was the first child that's abandon Titanic in the first life boat!! And as the life boat was lower down. I see my daddy walk into the wheel house & that's was the last time that's I see my daddy. My daddy is the captain of the Titanic..

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And I remember in the band of the Titanic was playing a hymn call. "Nearer My God To Thee" that's night..

But Radon the Pterodactyloid man. The most that's really hurt me is. All of the people our dieing in the freezing cold water that's night!! Then Melissa is so upset she cry hard in the waiting room. And she lay her head & arms on Radon's wings She was so upset over that's!!! And said. That's was so awful to see & hears that's Radon. And just to see & hears those people dieing that's night!! That's "WAY" I do not want to talk about!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Said to Melissa. I m sorry I ask for it & did not knows this will hurt you. Please forgive me. I did not know. What you do not know can hurt you or sum other people to. And Melissa please forgive me!!??

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said to Melissa. Before your staff simulate as a cyborg Pterodactyloid man. A11 of the muscles tissue & skin is coming. From the anaconda snake. So I want to see the anaconda snake!! So Melissa & Radon went to the back room to see the snake. Radon use a pry bar to open the crate & see the giant snake & said. O my god!! That's is the biggest snake I see in my whole life!! No why that's the Miami city zoo do not want it!! Is dangerest & powerful & the zoo get sued!! And kill three people!!! And Melissa I want to said this!! That's snake is a killer & taken three life! And that's snake desires to be destroy!! Only the brain is destroy. That's why the Miami city zoo did a lobotomy on that's snake!! And like I said before? I needs more stronger breast arms & legs muscles on my body for that's flight!! We can not bring the three people back. What's the snake as taken. But we can take back from the snake's body like body's part.. Like the muscles tissue fibers & bone & I do need s stronger heart. So we will take that's snake's heart from the snake. And put in my chest!! The snake desires to die. But we will take back from the anaconda snake!! That's the snake as taken!!

As the staff surgeons our removing the muscles tissue fibers. Off the anaconda snake. And the snake's heart & skin in the operation room in the clinic..

Radon the Pterodactyloid man is explaining to Melissa. About the artificial implants & the equipment. That's a cyborg Pterodactyloid man needs. To fly across the Atlantic ocean. For the ultimate flight....

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid is explaining to Melissa 80% of the implants is coming from the anaconda snake. But to do that's flight? I do needs artificial implants to be a cyborg Pterodactyloid man. Melissa I want to said this to you. Wend you do eat a meal any meal. Your body gets tired. After you eat a meal. Because your stomach muscles have to work to digest it. And your stomach muscles needs more blood to digest food. As your stomach muscles needs more blood to digest. The rest of your body gets tire. Because more of your blood is going to your stomach then the rest of your body!! So to drive my new breast arms & legs muscles. For this flight. I will like my breast arms & legs muscles feed inter venues or I.V. for short. And I will two I.V. on the top front of my chest. And two I.V. on the lower front of my chest. And I two I.V. on my thighs & two I.V. on my lower legs. That's 8 I.V. one for each side of my body. And the I.V. need to be connected with 1/4 inch tubes reed in force tubing!! And I need my torso & legs cast cover of stainless steel shell on my body. Is will hold the I.V. on my torso & legs. The stainless steel shell will stay on m-y body forever. Is will be like a tattoo of stainless steel. Like any other tattoos?? This will be on me forever. But that's what is cyborg Pterodactyloid man will be like! I will never have to were clothing for the rest of my life!!!!

And Melissa. The I.V. should be a one way valve on the stainless steel shell & the I.V. should be stainless steel to. Why I want one way valve I.V. part of the stainless steel shell!! The I.V. Is in my body for good. And after the flight or when I do not need the I.V.? I do not want to bleed to death! thou the I.V. Wend I m not using it!! Melissa that's "WHY" I need one way valve!! liquid go in. But liquid do not go out the same way!!!!

For that's flight. The food or fuel need to pump in to my breast arms & legs muscles by I.V. So that's will keep my breast arms & legs muscles flapping my wings. "NON STOP"!! And the food or fuel that's howl need to be carry? For the long flight. Need to carry the steroids & sugars & all of the other liquids. I need to carry all of the liquid of all types. I need to carry it in 6 1/4 size beer kegs. The 1/4 size beer kegs will be my fuel tanks. And I m going non stop to Paris. I can not stop to eat or refuel my body to do a non stop flight! So I must have to carry all of my food or fuel on my back in beer kegs!! That's is the "PRIORITY" of the beer kegs!! That's is my fuel tanks!! To power a cyborg Pterodactyloid man!!!

And to carry all of my equipment on a cyborg Pterodactyloid man back!! Is will be like a stretcher or a flat big back pack. In the front part of the my back pack. Will be the navigational satellite global computer. On the front part of the back pack stretcher. On my back and to see the charts or maps. I need a big monitor to see my charts!! And I will like to see on the monitor. Airplane instrument gauges on my monitor. So I need the color monitor the same type of monitor that's is a lap top computer monitor. Just the color monitor. And as I m flying in the shy. I need the color monitor to be clap on my crest. And the color monitor should come down & just on my beak so I see it. For all of my charts & airplane instrument gauges. And as I m flying in the shy. Gliding or flapping my wings. Most of the time. I have to keep my wings spread out or I will fall! So I need a small keyboard one in each hand & have them strap on the palm of my hands. And I can push the buttons with my fingers to operate all of my equipment!!!!!

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Now Melissa. The last artificial implant that's a cyborg Pterodactyloid man needs. Is a blood heater!! I m reptilian or cold blooded. And I do not want to black out over the Atlantic ocean!! Melissa I want to said this to you. I do fears the aids virus & I do not care for sex & I will never care for it!!! So to implant the blood heater in my body. You can remove all of my sex organs I will never use them away!!! But as a reptilian or cold blooded. I will like to be warm blooded as a mammal to. And after you remove my sex organs & implant the blood heater. Inside my body where was my sex organs was in the pass. The blood heater will keep me warm all of the time!! And I will never black out again!! A I wood like to be warmed as a mammal!! Then haves sex!! So I do not need sex! I do need to be warmth!! That's what a cyborg Pterodactyloid man needs!!!

Than Melissa said to Radon. What's you tell me. You should be a doctor Radon! Or Dr. Radon! Then Radon Pterodactyloid man said to Melissa. I do not want to go into the medical field! Because of "LAWSUITS"!! And Melissa. The lawyers now of days our so sue happiness!! Just like you daughter Cera said. The Miami city zoo get sue. Because of the anaconda snake. And I do not want be a doctor because of lawsuits!! And you knows about lawsuits for medical malpractice. That's why I do not want to be a doctor...

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said to Melissa. What I said to you. I haves it on papers to!! And I get the papers in my briefcase.

I m a patient in your clinic. And as a patient I can not operate on my self. And I will be asleep on your operating table during the operation!! As your surgeons & your self is installing the anaconda snake muscles & the snake's heart in my chest. And installing all of the artificial implants to be a cyborg Pterodactyloid man. And I will not be awake to tell howl to simulated. But the papers that's I get in my briefcase. Can help guide for surgeons during the operation. To be simulated as a cyborg Pterodactyloid man..

So the work get started the next day. And in the Hospital ship ocean liner. To all of surgeons in the clinic our working hard in the operating room to remove Radon's old breast arms & legs muscles off. And the surgeons install the anaconda snake's muscles fibers. And fibers by muscles fibers to be the new breast arms & legs muscles for Radon. And thee new muscles tissue our much much much much much stronger & bigger then Radon old breast arms & legs muscles tissues. And at the same time. Other surgeons just get the anaconda' snake's heart & put it in Radon's chest. Then install the new breast arms & legs muscles tissues. Before the artificial implants of any kind. The surgeons cover Radon the Pterodactyloid man body's With the anaconda snake skins. His whole body!! And Radon haves thicker skin after the surgeons implant the snake's skin on. And Radon haves bigger wings with the anaconda snake skins on his body!!! Then the last thing to do is? Do all of the artificial implants that's Radon wants to be simulated. To be a cyborg Pterodactyloid man. And all of the work that's all the surgeons is a big "SUCCESS"!! But it was five days of hard work!! And during that's time. It's was a mad house in the hospital ship ocean liner clinic!!!

And after all of the work. Radon the Pterodactyloid man body healed up "FAST"!! And all of the anaconda snake muscles fibers & heart a skins. As bin accepted on Radon's body. With no rejection of any kind!! Now Radon is a cyborg Pterodactyloid man!!!

Then after Radon's body fully healed up. After all of the operations. And after all of artificial implants during simulated. Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Now doing his first test flights!! And all of the staff of the hospital ship ocean liner clinic. Wants to watch the Pterodactyloid man fly.. For first test flight. Radon fly by hem self with all of his equipment. Stay in site to show off his new body to the clinic staff. Than Radon said. "WOW" I feed grate!! I can fly faster & longer with the new breast arms & legs muscles. And with the anaconda snake skin that's on covering my whole body. My wings our thicker & bigger I get more "LIFT"!! And with thee bigger thicker wings & with the anaconda snake's heart helps me fly!!

Radon is so happy to be a cyborg Pterodactyloid man. And he landed in the parking lot of the Hospital Ship Ocean Liner clinic. And said Melissa the first lady.. I like what's you a your staff as simulated me!! As a cyborg Pterodactyloid man. After all of the work that's you & your staff haves done to me. I feel like a phoenix thunder bird! With stronger breast arms & legs muscles from the anaconda snake. I can flap my wings faster & fly better. And with the anaconda snake's skins. To replace my old skins. That's makes my wings thicker & bigger!! That's gives me more lift & thrust & the anaconda snake's heart help my body runs better. And I like all of the artificial implants that's you & your staff as done to me. To makes me a cyborg Pterodactyloid man!!

Then said to Melissa. Before for you simulated me? I do not tell you about the body waste discharge shutter port!! But thanks you for implanting to during simulation. I for got to tell you about it. But I do get it on blueprints in my briefcase!! And Melissa thank you for looking for it. In my briefcase for the blueprints!!!!

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The next day. Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is doing his lasts test flights. At the Tampa airport. To see howl much powerful his new breast arms & legs muscles our. And by flapping his wings he tow air craft into the sky. First Radon tow a hang glider in the air with no troubles!! And Cera is on the hangglider. Then Radon tow a sails plane into the sky with no troubles!! Then Radon want to tow a bigger plane. In the hanger of the airport. Theirs is a old world war two fighter airplane in the airplane hanger. They got the old airplane out & Melissa & Cera is in the pilot seat!! Of the old world war two fighter airplane!! Radon is flapping his wings on the run way. And he is in the air. Then Radon tow the old world war two fighter airplane. Into the sky with no troubles!!

Then later on Melissa said to Radon. You our a very powerful Pterodactyloid. And if you want? You can tow my airplane!! Then Radon said to Melissa. What's is your airplane?? She said. You can tow "Air Force One"!! Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said. I can tow a 747's is too big!!! It's will hurt me badly & it may kill me. Just by trying. So I do not want to tow "Air Force One" is to big for a Pterodactyloid man!!!

Then the next day. Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is making a speech at the Hospital ship ocean liner clinic. To all of the staff of the clinic. And the clinic hire a photographer to take a photo. The picture that's the hospital ship ocean liner wands. To haves Radon the Pterodactyloid man. In the back ground. With his wings spread out in the top part of the picture & haves Radon stand on a crate. That's raise him up two feet. So all of the surgeons that's did the simulation!! To make Radon a cyborg Pterodactyloid man!! And to haves all of the surgeons that's simulated Radon.. Should be in front & under Radon's wings all of the staff that's did all of the work!!! And in front & below of the surgeons is a sign!!! And said...

Radon the cyborg Pterodactyloid man. The first living thing with wings on it's body to fly across the Atlantic ocean!! "NON STOP"!! From Washington D.C. The United States of America!! To Paris France!!!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Made his speech.. I will by departing soon. To do the ultimate flight. I will be will fly back to Miami. Then I will fly from Miami. To the White House in Washington D.C. Your founder is the first lady!! And I will be a guest in the white house. And I got a guest's pass for the white house. So the secret service knows I m a guest in the white house. Then after all my six beers kegs our fill with. All of my steroids sugars caffeine liquid chocolate & all other steroids! And the strongest steroid that's I m going to need is "SAGITTARIUS"!! So wend my kegs our fill up! Then I m going for the "ULTIMATE FLIGHT"!! I will be just my self.. But you will be with me. Because the all of the hard work! That's you did to simulate me to be a cyborg Pterodactyloid man!! So to a point. We will be flying together!!!!!

The staff of the clinic likes Radon's speech allot!! And the photographer is working on his camera. Then Melissa cell phone rings. And is the president!! And president Jack wants to tell Radon.. If he wants to chain his mind? Then the first lady tell Radon it. And Radon said. Cane it's waits we our making a photograph!! But Melissa said. But the president wants to talk to you. If you wants to chains your mind?? So Radon pick up Melissa's cell phone & said. Yes Mr. President!! The president of the united states of America said to Radon. Just 36 hours ago your old fried Griff the griffin. Haves departed from Paris & heading to Washington D.C. And Radon at the present time. The griffin man is over the Atlantic ocean. And the griffin may be the first living with wings to be the first to across Atlantic ocean. So Radon. Do you want to precede with your flight? You may be second! If you still want to go!!??

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man to the president. Well Mr. president!! It's is a shock to me!! I do not know??? I may or may not? Thank you for telling me about it Mr. president!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said to the first lady. Well lets get our photograph taken any way!!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying back to Miami & said. I m so mad at Griff!! I thought I m the only living thing that's got wings. Is smart as a human that's fly across a ocean. And if the griffin do get to Washington D.C. first. He will be first!! And if I try to do that's flight?? I will be second & I will not be much famous!! Because of the griffin man!! May be I can try to fly across the Pacific ocean. And the Pacific ocean is bigger then the Atlantic ocean. I may be more famous. If I fly across the Atlantic ocean. After if the Griff the griffin haves got across first.. If Griff the griffin man gets across???

Then went Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Landed at the Miami post office. Rich was waiting for Radon. Then Rich said to Radon. I just found out! That's the griffin is over the Atlantic ocean. And it's may be sum good news of it!! Then Radon said to Rich. Howl can it's be any thing good!! Griff the griffin man haves beat me to it!! He will be first living thing with wings on is body. To fly across the Atlantic ocean!! "I LOSS"!!! The Rich said to Radon. On the news. The griffin get recess from a ship out to sea. Only off the coast of Iceland His wings got coves of ice! And with his feathers get wet & freezes!! The Griff the griffin man. Can not flap his wings. And the kind of wings that's Griff the griffin man. Wings of feathers.. And wend feathers wings gets froze? You haves no lift & thrust!! And is useless! But you haves skin wings!!!! And is on the news. This may be your break!!

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So Rich & Radon went in to the lunch room of the post office. And watch the news on television. And on the news. The big news. Griff the griffin as failed to fly a across the Atlantic ocean. And the griffin haves his wings ice up over the Atlantic ocean. And just got recess of a oil tanker. Just off the coast of Iceland.. The griffin was carrying three bags of chocolates bars. One compass & just a atlas of the world. Just before the griffin man end up in the water? He was looking in the atlas. And a strong wind blow the atlas out from his hands. He try to get his atlas back. But is sinks & he loss it. Then the compass that's the griffin man is using. Fall apart in his hands & loss all of the pieces of the cheap compass. And the griffin man. Got into a ice storm. And his feather on his wings ice up & end up in the water!! And lucky to be alive!!

Wend Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Head the what's happened. Wend Griff the griffin man haves failed!! To Radon.. Is "GOOD NEWS"!! And it's the brake to be the first living thing with wings on it's body! And the Pterodactyloid not the Griffin! Will the first living thing with wings on it's body. To cross the Atlantic ocean!! And to Radon the PterodactyIoid man. He is so "MENTAL RELIEF"!!!!!!

Now back to reality. In the white house's lobby. The reporters & photographers.. Our working theirs heads off like mad. And the weather tonight. Is just stop raining & the white house's grounds is wet. And Radon the Pterodactyloid man. May haves troubles taking off from the white house's grounds. Because wet grass. Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Will starts his flight on the roof top of the white house. Then go down the ramp in front of the ovule office of the white house. The ramp in front of the ovule office. Will help the Pterodactyloid man go faster for his take off. But with the white house's grounds wet!! Can Radon the cyborg Pterodactyloid man can take off?? With six 1/4 size beer kegs of. That's 46 & 1/2 gallons of liquids on the Pterodactyloid's man back!! Can Radon can take off?? And to all of the reporters & photographers. As long is makes news?

As Radon the Pterodactyloid man? Is in the guest room of the white house & said. The reporters will not stop typing in the lobby!! Howl can I get any sleep in the white house's guest room with this endless noise of type writers all of the time!! Type type type type type type!!! One month ago? The reporters think that's Pterodactyloids our extinct with all of the other dinosaurs.. Now the reporters our treating me like a famous movie star!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Remember the day. As he the pastor Pterodactyloid ride that's day. Is was a sunny day that's day. And carry the preacher in a harnesses that's Radon carry all of his customers!! That's Radon do the Pterodactyloid rides 5 dollars for 15 minutes! Just like any other customer. After Radon landed. The preacher said to Radon. I m cloister to the lord that's I m on the ground. And Radon you should be more careful with me. You all most drop me in your harnesses!! Then Radon said to the pastor. I carry all of my customers in my harnesses. Just like a hagglider!! Then the pastor said to Radon. The lord will help me if I fall. Then Radon said to the pastor. Can the lord ready help!! The pastor said to Radon. Will I can said yes or no? But Jesus Christ will knows I m falling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now back to reality. Then sum one in coming in & first lady Melissa. Came in the guest room & said. This is your big day for the ultimate flight. Did you get any sleep? Radon said. I got same sleep last night. But is hard in this room. Because of the reporters in the lobby. And the endless noise of type writers all night long! Why do the white house alone reporters & photographers to work in the lobby?? The first lady said. Will sum time we do alone it & most of the time. Theirs is reporters & photographers. Can work in the white house's lobby. And any way Radon. The reporters & photographers our guest to!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man & the first lady. Get out for the guest room. And enter the lobby. As the Pterodactyloid man & the first lady. Enter the lobby? All of the reporters & photographers. Attack Radon!! By stinking theirs microphones up to Radon's beak! And all of the photographers our taking pitchers. With theirs cameras!! And their so many camera flash's in the lobby!! And theirs is television & video cameras in the white house's lobby. And all of the new reporters ask questions about the flight to Paris!! But the secret service of the white house! Protected Radon the Pterodactyloid man from all of the new reporters!!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man & the first lady. Went outside & look at the white house's grounds. The first lady said. With the rain that's we got last night. You may haves troubles taking off from the white house's grounds!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man & the first lady. Went up to the roof top of the white house!! And two of the secret service. Is cheek-out Radon gear for the flight to Paris. And at the same time the president's doctor is mixing & machine & filling Radon's six 1/4 size beer kegs!! For the flight.

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Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said to the first lady. Just yesterday I just put a cheek point take off flag. On the far side of the white house's grounds!! And the wind must blow away the flag that's inserted. I wood like to take me up their on your limousine car. So the first lady did drive up to the far side of the white house's grounds. And Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is on the roof top of the limousine. The limousine stop. The first lady got out of the car. And Radon got off the roof top of the car. Then Radon said to the first lady. This is the spot that's I should off the white house's grounds.. Then Radon said to the first lady. Do you get a white cloth tissue.. She said I do. But what's it's for?? Radon said. The wind last night. Haves blow the flag away. This is the spot. That's I should airborne!!

Then Melissa said. What's if you do not get airborne pass this maker. Radon said. Well I may fly into the white house's fence or in the trees. Then Melissa said. I do not if you can make it. The white house's grounds is wet. And you may not make it over the fence or the wires & trees. So what's happened if you can not get off from hear?? Radon the Pterodactyloid man said. Well I will cut off the I.V. pumps that's drives my breast arms & legs muscles. So I can not flap my wings!!! So the first lady & Radon went back to the white house....

As then got back on the roof top of the white house.. The president of the united states said to Radon. All of your six 1/4 size beer kegs our fill up. And the doctor as put 15 pounds of sugar in each keg. Times six that's 90 pounds of sugar. And theirs lots of chocolate & caffeine as a liquid!! And the doctor bled all of the nutriment & fill all six 1/4 size beer kegs. And the doctor as bled five types of strong steroids. This will make you highly hyper-active. And one of the five steroid is the strongest steroid! And the name of the drug is Sagittarius!!

Then the first lady tell Radon the side effects of Sagittarius & said. Sagittarius causes hallucination & is dangerest drug. And I want to said this to you. In Philadelphia theirs is a football team of Philadelphia. And the football team is playing football with another team!! And to win the game? The quarterback did use Sagittarius to win the game that's day! At haft time the quarterback did take Sagittarius pills. So he can run & pass the football better. But a the last quarter of the game. As the quarterback is running for the last touchdown!! He started to hallucinating!! As he was running on the field. The another team's football players turned into praying manias!! And wend the quarterback see the praying manias going after him!! The quarterback was so scare of it!! He did got the touchdown But the quarterback did not stop running!! First he cross the goal line with the football in his hands. Than he ran out of the stadium!! And run up board street with the football in uniform run up board street & pass city hull. And run five miles before the police department stop him!! And he tell the doctor in the hospital what's he was running from!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said to the first lady. I do not believe it & it is in his head! Any way the flight to Paris. I "NEEDS" to be hyper-active to fly across Atlantic ocean. The miles from Washington D.C. to Paris France is 3678 miles!!! And my flying speed will be 60 miles pr. hour! In nots that's 90 nots!! At that's speed? The time that's it's take to get to the La. airport in Paris France. It's will takes 62 hours to reach Paris. That's 4 days & 4 nights. Of "NON STOP" flight!!!!!!!!!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is haves his equipment install by the secret service of the white house!! After he is simulated to be a cyborg Pterodactyloid man. He shin was white. Now Radon is green skin from the anaconda snake. And he haves a stainless steel shell!! That's covers his chest torso & legs of stainless steel! And the 8 I.V. on the stainless steel body shell. This what Radon look like just as his bear body..

Now on the roof top of the white house. The secret service is installing Radon's equipment or dressing the Pterodactyloid man. First they install the starchier or big back pack on the Pterodactyloid man's back. The front part of the back pack starchier is. Radon's navigational satellites global computer!! This will help Radon navigate over the Atlantic ocean & other needs to. The mid & back part of the back pack. This wearies the six 1/4 size beer kegs our carry on the Pterodactyloid man's back. This is his food or fuel to power a cyborg Pterodactyloid man. Then the secret service install the monitor on Radon. First then clamp the monitor on his crest. After the monitor is clamped on Radon's crest. The monitor can come down to Radon's beak. So he can see it. For all of his charts & maps & all of his airplane instrument gauges.. Then the secret service strap on the key broad controls on the palms of Radon's hands. So Radon the Pterodactyloid man can control all of his equipment. Then they install all of the read in force 1/4 inch tubing in the Pterodactyloid man's body. Theirs two lines of tubing on each side left & right side. First the tubes come out from the front part of the back pack starchier. Then go around Radon's shoulders then go into the I.V. On the top part of Radon's breast & arms muscles. Then the tubes go into the I.V. on Radon's lower chest. Then the tubes go into the I.V. on Radon's thighs muscles. Then last the tubes go into the I.V. Radon's lower legs muscles. Then they install a chest bag on Radon's breast muscles. And they install a box on Radon's lower chest. Just below the bag on Radon's breast muscles..

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Didn't read. Are you doing children's books now, Autphag?

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Then the next thing to install. Is the body waste discharge shutter port. The shutter port is install just below the belt line. And the shutter port is made out of stainless steel. Is attached wears his blood heater is & his sex organs was. And is shape like a cone. And widened between his thighs!! And the shutter is like the shutter of a camera!! And the last thing to install. Is the headsets just below Radon's crest. With one speaker & one microphone. On the right side of Radon's head.

Now Radon the cyborg Pterodactyloid man. Is fully dress!! And ready to fly to Paris France!!!!

Then Radon said the secret service? I m making history And just before I depart to Paris. It's O K if one reporter & photographer to talk to me. So the secret service aloud one reporter talk to the Pterodactyloid man. The reporter did not haves much to said? But only asks one this about Radon's equipment. Why do you needs a shutter port on body? Radon said to the reporter. For the non stop to Paris. And wend I need to go to the bathroom? I can discharge my feces & urine out of my body. Thou the shutter port! And carry 46 & half gallons of liquid on my back. In six 1/4 size beer kegs. And is being pump into my body by I.V. To power my breast arms & legs muscles to flap my wings. By haves all of the liquid being pump into my body. I will be urinating most of the time. But do not worry! I will not urinate over building or other man make things of any kind!! I m careful very careful!! Most of my flight will be over water. So it's safe to urinate in the Atlantic Ocean. And to keep my shutter port clean.. I will fly low to the water. And I will just skim over the water. To clean my shutter port. And the shutter door works just like a camera's shutter!!!!!

Then the first lady come to see Radon the Pterodactyloid man & said. The white house chef makes five sandwich's for you. Two ham & cheese one egg sandwich & two peanut & jelly sandwich's. Sorry no shittake mushroom sandwich's Radon said. No shittake mushroom. Melissa said. No shittake mushroom. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said to the first lady. I want to said this to you & I hoop you do not get mad?! Melissa said what? The shittake mushroom taste awful & it's like feces!! Then Melissa said to Radon. You did eat them & you do not complain then? Then Radon said to Melissa. Well I do not wants to jeopardize to be simulate! To be a cyborg Pterodactyloid man. So I fly to Paris. And I see you get the sandwich's rap up in foil. You can put them in a lunch bag & put the bag of sandwich's. In my chest bag that's I have on my breast muscles.

Went the first lady is packing the sandwich's in Radon's lunch bag. She put in with the sandwich's. Neptune's black pearl necklace & a letter. Wend Radon the Pterodactyloid man was not looking.

Now Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is departing now. And heading to Paris. First he starting to flap he wings to warm up. On the roof top of the white house & said. To Rich the banker for the money. And to the Hospital ship ocean liner clinic to simulated me to be a cyborg Pterodactyloid man. And to the founder of the Hospital ship ocean liner clinic & she is the first lady. And to the president of the united states of America. And to the secret service. You haves help me allot. And I thanks you for all of your help & work. For the flight to Paris. Your work is done! But my work is getting started now! So all a cyborg Pterodactyloid man to do is go!!

So the secret service clear the way for Radon. He flap his wings harder & starting to move. The Pterodactyloid man is moving to the front of the white house on the roof top. Then Radon wants down the ramp in front of the president's office! This helps Radon the cyborg Pterodactyloid man to move faster. But as he is flapping his wings to take off. The six 1/4 size beer kegs wend our filled? It's hard to take off with six 1/4 size beer kegs on Radon's back. But Radon the Pterodactyloid man wants to go!! Radon is in the air. But flying to low & get to the take off flag maker. Then the first lady said. Stop the I.V. pumps as Radon heard in his radio. But Radon the cyborg Pterodactyloid man. Do not wants to stop! So Radon flaps his wings harder & faster & just barely clear the white house's fence!!!!!!!!!!

As Radon the cyborg Pterodactyloid man is airborne & go his way the Paris France!! All of the people on the roof top of the white house our "CHEERING"!! Radon is on his way!!! And all the people on the roof top of the white house. Our happy!! Then wend Radon the cyborg Pterodactyloid man. Is out of site out the white house. The first lady went to the president's office. And she sit down behind the president's desk & call the hospital ship ocean liner clinic. And tell Cera about it. And Cera get happy over it. And back in the post office in Miami. The postmaster is looking at the map the same map. That's the day wend Radon to the postmaster that's day & remembers it!! And he look at the map & 1 2 3 4 5 to the knothole on the wall. And on the knothole on a pitcher on the Eiffel tower & remembers what Radon said. And the banker Rich is going back it Miami in a jet plane & reading the new paper. And the headlines in all of the new papers our!! The Pterodactyloid man is on his way!!

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Now Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is on his way to Paris France!!!

Now Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying over the state of Delaware & just get to the Delaware bay. And Radon said. Two hours went by! Sines I departed from the white house. That's 120 miles that's I cover. And at the speed that's a cyborg Pterodactyloid man is traveling. The speed of 60 miles P.R. hours or in nots that's 90 nots. In 60 hours this Pterodactyloid will be in Paris France!!

Then wend Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is over the Delaware bay. Radon got a hitchhiker a dove. And the dove is siting on Radon's right wing. Radon said to the dove. Were you have come from? What's you think I m Pterodactyloid airlines!! And I don't wants free loaders on me. You knows I don's wants passengers or hitchhikers so "GET OFF OF ME"!!! Then the dove got off Radon's right & landed on the front end of Radon's beak. And he said. Don't cause any trouble with me this Cyborg Pterodactyloid man in going to Paris France!! So "GET OFF OF ME"!! Then the dove get off his beak & landed between the front two beer kegs on his back pack starchier. Then Radon said to the dove. Howl much more that's can a dove should be? Well that's deepens? If a dove in sitting on a Pterodactyloid it is more weight!! But if a flying dove is flying beside a flying Pterodactyloid?? Will that's will be more weight?? Then the dove got off Radon & fly around him. And Radon said. Where our you!! The dove is landed on Radon's chest bag that's his haves on his breast muscles. He see the dove on his bag & said. Hey get away my sandwich's!! Is not time to eat yet.

Then Radon said. Is time to rotate the beer kegs that's hold the I.V. steroids. I get to do this ones a hour for the whole flight!! And I only withdray one keg a hour. So Radon control the I.V. with. The key broad that's he haves straps on he hands. Push buttons on the key broad. And stop withdrawing from the left front beer keg. And started to withdraw from the right front beer keg of steroids.

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Just got across the Delaware bay. And started flying up the new Jersey coast & fly up the coast. And now is flying over Atlantic city & his altitude is 2000 feet's above Atlantic city. And see all of the hotels & casinos of Atlantic city. It's is a gambling town. At that's time. Radon is looking at his charts on the monitor that's is clamped on his crest. He makes the lines of the coarse of the flight on the monitor. And program it in his navigational computer the spot for Atlantic city. After he finish with the maps & charts on the monitor. Then Radon look down & see Atlantic city on the new Jersey coast line. At 2000 feet's altitude..

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. See the dove on top of his crest. And the dove is scare & haves her head under her wings.

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said to the dove. Water scars you? My flight is over water & this is not the real thing yet!! Long beach island Seaside heights & up north the whole new Jersey coast. Pass sandy hook. Then I will fly thou new York city. Then I will fly north & up the Hudson river so this Pterodactyloid gets to west point. Then I will fly east over the small towns & farms lands & wood lands of the state of Connecticut. And this Pterodactyloid will do the same over the state of road island. Then I will fly to the island of Martha's vineyard. And Martha's vineyard is the last of dry land. That's this Pterodactyloid will fly over the ocean. I will fly across the big water. The Atlantic ocean. That's 2530 miles of open water. And to this Pterodactyloid reaches Donegal bay Ireland!!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying over sandy hook & said. Four & haft hours went be & I fell tire. I wish the reporters & photographers was not in the white house lobby. I wish I was back in the white house guest room. I wood be in that's bed for two hours. It's dot's have to be the bed? I can sleep on the floor in the white house guest room. I can sleep any ware!! I remember sleep on the beach of the island of Nassau just before wend I fly back to Miami. With all of the mail that's I carry on my back. Allots of time I see flocks of pelicans in the water. And for the long flight back to Miami. I go fishing like a pelican. As I fly low over the water. I do scare all of the pelicans away. But I can get all the fish I can eat!! And I remember flying over the water & skimming my beak in the water. To eat fish. To refuel my body for the long flight back to Miami. With all of my mail on my back. Then other times. Sum nights I m grounded because of the weather. And stuck in the post office for the night. So I sleep on the mail bags in the post office. And the mail bags comfortable bed for a Pterodactyloid man. And spread my wings on the mail bags filled with mail..

Now back to reality. As Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Dose off in flight. The dove just fly off between the front beer kegs. And landed on Radon's beak just in front his eyes. And the dove is pecking her beak on Radon's eye lids. This awake Radon up & said. Sorry I dose off I m just make-believe I m in Paris. If I get to Paris?

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The people that's is coming to America. See the statue of liberty for the new life in America back then. And see on his left wing Ellius island & said. Ellius island is where the people our coming to America to be a Americanize?? First have to go thou processing to live in America & I wants to fly over Ellius island. To see it!!

After Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Sighting Ellius island. Then Radon fly across the New York bay & fly up higher. So Radon can see the world trade center tallest building in the city. He fly around the world trade center. And around & over the roof top of the world trade center. And Radon fly over it again & again. The tourist on the roof top of one of the world trade center building wave & cheered to Radon. The tourist said on top of the world trade center building. Good luck Radon. We see you on the news & on your way to Paris. We hope you get to Paris!! The Pterodactyloid is on the way to Paris!! And the people our on the roof top of the world trade center building look at Radon the Pterodactyloid man like a famous movie star!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying over central park. And Radon look down & see central park. Radon see people playing & riding bicycles flying kites. Do show & see hot dog vendors in central park. Then Radon see the homeless on park benches.. Then Radon said. The city is a nice place to visit. But I do not want to live hear!!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying to the Empire state building. And Radon wants to see the Empire state building. Radon fly around & over the Empire state building. The people at the top part of the Empire state building. Cheered & treated Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Like a famous movie star!! As Radon is flying around the Empire state building. Radon see a donuts shop in the Empire state building. And Radon look at the donut shop on the 98th floor. And the donut shop sales coffee to. Then Radon see a no symbol with a coffee cup spilling coffee & showing steam coming out from the top of the coffee cup.. Then Radon said. With thee lawsuits you can sue any thing. And the most famous lawsuit of them all. Is the coffee spill at a fast food place. And the lady was in the drive thou at the fast food place. And she do not have a lid in the coffee cup. She put the hot coffee cup between her legs with no lid. Then she drive out from the drive thou & spill the coffee on her legs & get burn. Then she sue the fast food place for it!! But is only works ones & only ones!! Now any business that's sales coffee & all other hot drinks?! Right now our defenseing them self!! Putting warning on theirs cups & other drinks to!!

Now Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is leaving New York city & flying north up the Hudson river!! And heading to west point! Then The dove got off Radon's pack back stretcher & fly beside the Pterodactyloid man. Then the dove in flight. Go to the bathroom beside the Pterodactyloid man then went back. On Radon's back pack stretcher.

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Said to the dove. You our a good dove. Thank you for not pooping on me. And I think you our like me. Just before I departed from the white house I made a promise to the reporters. I will not discharge my urine & feces over public places!! During my flight. It's is a long flight & I m fly to Paris non stop. And I remember the moon flights to the moon. But wend the astronauts heading to the moon. Have to go to the bathroom in theirs space suits & our force to sit on it! Now today space shuttle haves a toilet!! So the astronauts haves a toilet to go to the bathroom. Me stainless steel body shell. That's is on my torso & legs is on my body for good. With my equipment & is like a space suit. But I can discharge my body waste out of my body. Thou my shutter port. And the shutter door works like a camera's shutter. Then Radon said. Is time to rotate the beer kegs again & I have rotate all six beer kegs. I still allots of steroid in my beer kegs. But I have to keep rotating them. To withdraw my beer kegs. At the same level & I will not run out get to Paris France..

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Fly up the Hudson river to reach west point. And Radon fly to a higher altitude a altitude of 7000 feets. So the military police or MP for short Can not see the Pterodactyloid man. Radon wants to do see west point & see the military's school & watch the troops marching!! And is flying high over west point for 20 minutes!! But at this altitude of 7000 feets. Radon can not see that's much at this altitude.. And he can not hear much at this altitude to.

So Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying away from west point & flying east over the state of Connecticut. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is fly to a lower altitude of 1000 feets. So Radon can see the small towns & farms to see the cows sheep horses pigs & chickens on the farms as Radon fly over the farms..

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Fly over one farm field & see a farmer on his tractor plowing his field. See the Pterodactyloid man. Stop plowing & cheer to Radon & wave to him. Then Radon said to the farmer. I wood like to land to talk to you. But I m flying non stop to Paris. I departed from Washington D.C. & I have bin fly since. But this Pterodactyloid is only going to lands in La. airport Paris France. Sorry I can not stop hear I m go my way to Paris France!!!

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Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Just arrive in to New Your city. And Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Wands to do sum sightseeing in the New Your city!!

Radon the Pterodactyloid man. First fly pass the statue of liberty look & said. Just at the turn of the century the 20th century.

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is still flying east aver Connecticut. Then Radon just across the state line. Now Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying over Rhode island. And still flying east & his altitude is 1000 feets. Flying over small towns farms & wood lands!!

Now Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Just reach the Rhode island's sounds a body of water. South of the state of Massachusetts & southwest of cope cod. To the island of Martha's vineyard.

As Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Got to Rhode island sounds theirs allots of fog ahead! And Radon said. I hop this is a fog patch. Then Radon into the fog & the fog is thick!! Then Radon said. To set my navigational computer to fly over intentional waters? I have to see the island of Martha's vineyard!! And Martha's vineyard is the last land. That's I m going to see. After Martha's vineyard? I will not see land for 2530 miles or 42 hours. That's two days & two nights. Flying over intentional water!! My flight is over. If I do not see the island of Martha's vineyard??

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying thou the fog. As Radon got little scare as flying thou the fog. And Radon's navigational computer is showing the way to Martha's vineyard. But the fog is thick as pea soup!! Just to be safe?? Radon the Pterodactyloid man fly is flying to a higher altitude of 2500 feets!! Then just before Radon the Pterodactyloid man arrive in Martha's vineyard? Radon got thou all of the fog!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man is flying over Martha's vineyard & said. Theirs it's is "MARTHA'S VINEYARD"!!! And before I fly across the Atlantic ocean? And it's is 2530 miles to Donegal bay Ireland. Martha's vineyard is the last land that's Pterodactyloid will see. So before I head out to the ocean? To be the first living with wings on his body like my self. I wants to do sum sight seeing in Martha's vineyard. Before the ultimate flight!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying over Martha's vineyard. First Radon fly over the beach & the people of Martha's vineyard. Knows that's Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying pass Martha's vineyard.

Radon the Pterodactyloid man. See sand sculptures of dinosaurs on the beach's of Martha's vineyard. Then Radon flying more inland of the island. To see more of the island our signs all around Martha's vineyard. All about Radon the Pterodactyloid man.

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said. Since I started this flight to Paris. I can not believe howl much famous I will be!! One month ago? The world thinks that's Pterodactyloids our extinct?? Now since I started this flight?! All the people of the world. Is treating me like a famous movie star or a rock star!!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Just get a radio transmission on Radon's radio. Then Radon heard the mayor of Martha's vineyard. The mayor said to Radon. Of the mayor of Martha's vineyard & to all of the people on this island. We wish you get to Paris safely!! And your last place in the United States of America!! Is our beautiful Martha's vineyard island. As the mayor of Martha's vineyard island. I will give the key & the island of Martha's vineyard!! And in the small airport that's is on this island. We got a statue of you. And the beak of the statue of Radon the Pterodactyloid man flying to Paris. Is pointing to Paris France!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said to the mayor. Thanks allot & I like what's you said! But mayor I wants to tell you this. I m flying non stop to Paris France. And this Pterodactyloid will land at La. airport Paris France!! And m making history!! But mayor before I deport from Martha's vineyard. I will fly up to the airport to see the statue what's it's looks like!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Fly to the airport of Martha's vineyard to see it?! Radon see the statue & was amaze howl the artist did sculpt it!! And is look like Radon the Pterodactyloid man. And Radon see the mayor of Martha's vineyard. And the mayor waves to Radon.

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Said to the mayor of Martha's vineyard. The artist who sculpt the statue of me. Is a good artist!! And Thanks allots!! Then the mayor of Martha's vineyard said to Radon. As the mayor & all of the people of Martha's vineyard. We wish all the best of luck!! That's you arrive in Paris France safely!! And wish you the best of luck!!

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Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Starting to leaves Martha's vineyard. Radon is setting his navigational computer!! The fly across Atlantic ocean. To reach Donegal bay Ireland .

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid the man said to the dove. Come hear & I got something to show to you. On my monitor that's I have clamp on my crest. The dove was sitting between the two front beer kegs. Fly from the front beer kegs & landed on Radon's beak. In front of his eyes. The dove is blinding Radon as the dove is on Radon's beak..

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said. For all the place that's you can be. You have to be on my beak & blinding me!! All I can see is your white feathers. But this is the only that's I can show you. The charts of the cores that's this Pterodactyloid is going!! You can hare the coarse that's where I m going.. 2530 miles & 42 hours of open water. No ships & islands all liquid!! Sore do you want to off hear in Martha's vineyard? Find a nice tree to build a nest! To lay your eggs. To hatch them & to take care of your children's?? Then the dove. Got off Radon's beak. Then the dove fly under Radon's right wing & fly away from Radon. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said. I dot's blame you so long!!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is setting his coarse on his navigational computer. Then Radon is flying over the fishing boats in theirs docks in Martha's vineyard. Flying out of the harbor of Martha's vineyard. Flying pass fishing boats. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying out to sea. And flying to the horizon And Radon is flying over international waters!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said. Now I m flying over international. And I set the compass on my navigational computer at 72 dress's to the northeast. On my compass. This will be my compass setting after Martha's vineyard. And I stay on the setting in to dawn. The sun set in the north Atlantic sum thing to see. And the orange light that's shining off the clouds & the water. It's is beautiful to see it. I m on the right coarse!! My I.V. pumps is running & steady. My air speed of 60 miles P.R. hour or 90 nots is steady. My blood heater is working. My altitude is 200 feets I better get higher much higher. To a altitude of 3000 feets. And if I get any trouble of any kind?? I can fly back to what? What I m thinking about this!! I forgot I m a cybord Pterodactyloid man. I m stronger & my wings our bigger I got more lift & thrust. And my blood heater will keep me warm as a mammal. I do not have to fear of blacking out no more. And with my gear that's I m carrying on my body is heavy? But is like carrying four or five people on my back. I do get more power as a cybord Pterodactyloid man. But I do remember the day that's I use to do the Pterodactyloid rides 5 dollars for 15 minutes. That's was fun to do!! In the good old days. That's was before I work for the postal service!! Carrying the mail!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Remembers the times of the Pterodactyloid rides!! And remember saiding this.

Who wants to ride with me!! And see the world to a bird's eye point of views!! And I can the same thrills as a roller coaster!! In fast I can give you more thrills!! Then the best roller coaster on this earth. And what's can Pterodactyloid do what a roller coaster can not do. That's I can fly in the sky. No roller coaster can't do that's!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Look out in the crowd & see a old man & said. Hay you ride on me for 5 dollars for 15 minutes!! Then the old man said to Radon. No way I do not to ride on a flying lizard!! Then Radon said to the old man. I will give you loop de loops!! Then the old man said to Radon. You will haves me then you dump me out!! Then Radon said to the old man. Impossible my harnesses will strap you in & under my body. Is will be like hanggliding!! But I m the hangglider!! And I will be the pilot & you will fear no fears!! This Pterodactyloid is in control!! Then the old man said to Radon. What's happens if your harnesses gets busted then what?? Then Radon said to the old man. I will give you my parachute!! And it will open up like a big umbrella & it's will float you down to the ground!! Then the old man said to Radon. What's if the big umbrella do not open up. The big umbrella then what? Then Radon said to the old man. If any thing like that's happens!! You will get doubles your money back!! Then the crowd laugh's!!!!!

Now back to reality. I have bin in flight for 19 hour. And Martha's vineyard is 11 hours behind me. And the white house Atlantic city & New York city. It's in the pass as I fly pass. But hear in the north Atlantic ocean at night. Theirs is nothing hear. All that's I can see is blackness!! Just little twilight of the horizon!! But the bluewish light of twilight that's I see hear in the north Atlantic is beautiful to see. And I see so many stars in the north Atlantic ocean. And the only sound that's I can hears is my wings flapping & feel the anaconda snake heart beating..

My wings our flapping 60 full flaps a minute that's 3600 flaps a hour!! Plus in 41 hours to get to Paris France. Times 41 plus 3600 times that's I flaps my wings a hour. That's 147600 times to flaps my wings to get to Paris!! That's 147600 times that's my breast arms & legs muscles pull forwards & up & pull my wings back 60 times a minute. That's 3600 times a hour. That's 147600 times to flaps my wings for the flight!! But 3600 times that's to flaps my wings a hour is torture!!

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I do not knows that's my breast arms & legs muscles. And the anaconda snake skins. That's is my skin of my wings. From all of the flapping stand so mush torture!! What's if a muscles get pull? Or a muscle tendon that's drives my wings to flap breaks?! Or if my breast arms or a legs muscle gets sprained!? Or if the aorta that's it's attached to the anaconda snake heart will burst!? Or if the anaconda snake heart's valves will leaks & back flow!? Or if the anaconda snake heart give me a heart attack hear in the north Atlantic ocean. And I can go on & on. Theirs in no hospitals in the north Atlantic ocean.

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Looks at his breast arms & legs. And see them driving his wings to flap. Then Radon look at his right & left wings. And see his wings flapping all of the times!!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Turn his head forward & look over his beak & said. I hope my cybord body can stand this torture. Is still a long ways to Paris. I just get thou this night! Tomorrow can take care of it's self!!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Saw sum thing white in the north Atlantic ocean & said. What's this!? A white ship with sails!! Is can not be a tall ship. Tall ship or sailing ships our opsolete now of days. It's looks like a ghost ship or a pirate's ghost ship. It's theirs? It's a iceberg! That's what's it's is!! And it's a iceberg that's sink the Titanic!! Looks at the size of it!? It's looks big & to land on it!! And if the iceberg is haves a flat place to land? Iceberg for landing fields!! I cloud land on the iceberg & stop & stop the I.V. pumps & go to sleep. On the iceberg. Then Radon fly over & pass the giant iceberg!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying over a field of icebergs & ice sheets!! And is flying at low altitude of 100 feets. And Radon see allots & allots of icebergs in the north Atlantic ocean. Even at night & it's dark & low light. The white color of icebergs!! Our bright to see. So Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Climbs to a higher altitude of 250 feets. So Radon will not fly into a iceberg.

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Just get a radio transmission in code. But is weak only in code. And the code is a SOS!! but weak. And the radio transmission is coming from just ahead of Radon the Pterodactyloid man coarse. Radon looking for the source of the radio transmission. But the transmission is a SOS & other codes to!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is looking at the bluewish twilight horizon for the ship. That's is transmitting the SOS & other transmission codes. And the water of the north Atlantic is so clam & flat. Radon said. I shock to see the water of a ocean to be so clam. Is like a small lake. Then Radon is flying to the source of the radio transmission for sum time.

Then Radon Pterodactyloid man. Now just spotted the ship that's is transmitting the SOS & other code. And Radon can see the ship at the bluewish twilight horizon. As Radon the Pterodactyloid man get closer sir to the ship? The front end of the ship in going down & rear end of the ship is coming up. And you can see the propellers of the ship. Then theirs was a small fireworks show. Being launch from the ship!!

So Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Decided to investigates this sinking ship?! Then Radon haves to clean he shutter port before he gets to the sinking ship. As Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Fly low to skim the water to clean his shutter port. The water is so cold & Radon said. Man this water is so cold. And I do not wants to be in the freezing cold water!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Fly right up to the ship. See the cruise ship & is a big ship. And is haves 4 smoke stacks. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man is flying around the cruise ship or flying in a orbit of the sinking cruise ship..

Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is hearing the radio transmission from the ship. Then try to contact the captain of the ship. Radon said to the ship. This is Radon the Pterodactyloid need my help?! But the sinking ship did not answer Radon. But the sinking cruise ship is still transmitting the same SOS & other codes. Then Radon try to contact the captain one more time. This is Radon the Pterodactyloid do you still need any help?! But Radon gets the same radio transmission all of the time.

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said. I thinks that's the radio in the sinking cruise ship. Must be damaged & only broadcast out & only in code. But the sinking can broadcast a SOS for help. But my radio that's is part of my equipment. I can send my broadcast to the globally satellite system. And I can call the U.S. coast guard for help...

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is call the coast guard & said. This is Radon the Pterodactyloid man & is a emergency! During my flight to Paris Francs. I fly up to a cruise ship that's is sinking..

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The radio of the ship is damaged & now. The ship radio just stop broadcasting. But I can broadcast for the ship. That's is in trouble!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said to the coast guard. This ship haves 4 smoke stacks!! The ship is black. And theirs allots of people onboard the ship. But most of the lifeboats our gone!! And the water is freezing cold!! You got to send a ship to save the people that's our stuck on the sinking ship!! And right now? It's like a mad house onboard that's sinking ship!! most our the lifeboats our gone!! And I just see three lifeboats left!? And is so bad the crew of the ship is using guns & firing them. To keep the people out from the lifeboat that's should not be in!!

Then Radon said more to the U.S. coast guard. The band of the sinking cruise ship. Is playing music onboard the ship. I hear rag time. Now the wheel house just wants under water. And before the wheel house wants under water. The captain of the ship walk in the wheel house & close the door behind him!! The ship is sinking faster & the two front smoke stacks.. Haves break off the ship & slam down on the peoples in the water.. Just now? The ship band is playing a hymn music. I "KNOWS" the name of that's hymn!! It's call "Nearer My God To Thee"!! Is so bad onboard that's ship. The ship's band is playing a hymn. But most people onboard the ship is not enjoying the music!! Right now all of the people onboard the ship is running to the rear end of the ship. The rear end is rising higher & higher!! Still all of the lights our on?! The whole time to come across this ship!! All no the lights wants out!! And it's so dark without the lights!!! I can see the ship's propellers!! I can see three propellers. The two outer propellers haves three blades!! And the center propeller is bigger then the two outer propellers!! And the center propeller haves four blades!!!

Then Radon said more. I hear sum thing? The ship is breaking in two!! And the part of the ship is breaking is. At between the last & center back smoke stack. The rear end of the ship is falling down & slamming down on top of the people in the water!! And the center & front end of the ship is gone!! Now all is left of it's is the rear end! Now the rear end is rising up & all three propellers is point up to the stars. Then the rear end what's left of the ship. Is not sinking at all!! And I do not knows howl long that's the rear end of what's left of the ship will stay a float!!

As Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying around the rear end of what's left of the ship & said. All no is to good to be true! And is was nice as to last!! The rear end of what's left of the ship is sinking to!! And is going going going going going & it's gone!!!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying around the place. Wears the cruise ship sinks. Radon the Pterodactyloid man knows that's the water is freezing cold! And found out the water of the north Atlantic ocean is so cold. By cleaning his shutter port. As Radon see allots of people in the freezing cold water & crying for help!! All can Radon the Pterodactyloid men can do? Is fly over & pass the people that's is dying in the freezing cold water!!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying low over the crowd in the water. Then a lady grabs on Radon's I.V. tubes! Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is climbing to higher altitude. But the lady is hanging on Radon's I.V. tubes. Then Radon said to the lady. Let go of me!! You will tares off my tubes!! I can not holds your weight!! Then the lady said to Radon. Help me!! The water is freezing cold!! I can't stand the cold water!! Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Fearing for his welfare!! And is hard to fly with this woman. Hanging on his I.V. tubes & it can break off his body!! So what's Radon the Pterodactyloid man did is? Bite the lady's arms! Then she lets go of Radon's I.V. tubes & fall back in to the water!! As Radon fly back to the crowd of people in the water. Radon the Pterodactyloid man is flying at higher altitude!! So no one can not grabs Radon's I.V. tubes. Wend he fly back? All the people "VANISHED"!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying around & said. All of the just can vanish like that's!! The ship did sank!! And wend a ship sinks it's will vanish under water. But people do not vanished!! All I can see is water & icebergs!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Just a radio transmission from U.S. coast guard. This is the U.S. coast guard base in Boston Massachusetts!! The ship that's you haves explain to us!! And Radon the name of the hymn "Nearer My God To Thee"!! And the name of the ship is the Titanic!! And it was the last music that's the Titanic's band play as the Titanic is sinking!! You play jokes with the coast guard!! We saw you on TV for the flight to Paris France!! And we can track you with the beacon that's is a part's of you equipment. You flying lizard better not play any jokes with the U.S. coast guard!!! You flying lizard!! Or Radon!? You will be extinct as like the rest of the dinosaurs you flying lizard!!!!

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Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said. One of the steroid drug. That's is in my beer kegs is Sagittarius. And I remember what Melissa the first lady tell me about the side effects of Sagittarius. But the hallucination of the side effect of Sagittarius?! Is so "REAL"!! My brain at that's time was hallucinating then!! But I do not under stands? Why my radio gots that's radio transmission!? Radio do not hallucinated!! But it's was my radio that's lees me to the Titanic!! Or the side effect of Sagittarius. The hallucination fool me of the sinking of the Titanic!! But I m stuck with this steroid in my kegs, I hopes I do not get any future hallucinations? But it's possible I will? I will proceed my flight to Paris France!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Remember the day that's was a onboard the air craft carrier U.S. Seagull & the captain of the U.S. Seagull captain Broil!! Radon remembers howl mad he was!! Just before Radon the Pterodactyloid man comes onboard? Captain Broil is inspecting all of the helicopters onboard the Seagull. And his men is standing in theirs post. Just like the army drill sergeant!! Captain Broil is walking in front of the helicopters & his men our standing in theirs post. Then captain Broil see a unclean helicopter. At first he walk to the helicopter. Then he open the door that's is under the helicopter's engine. The captain is inspecting the engine? Then one drop of oil drip on captain Broil's nose. That's makes captain Broil mad!!

Then captain Broil said to the Sailor. Do you knows any thing is on my nose? The Sailor said. Yes sir. Then the captain said. Do you knows that's it's is? The Sailor said. Oil sir.

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Just landed onboard the U.S. Seagull & said. I should not eat all the beans today! I m in pain. At the same time. Captain Broil is talking to the Sailor & said. Well what's we do about it? What's we do about it!!?? The Sailor said. You should wipe your nose. Then captain Broil gets so mad & said. You do all right!! Sum of you look at thee helicopters as trash can!! And I do not wants trash can on my air craft carrier!! Then captain Broil see Radon the
the Pterodactyloid man & said. You!! You can not be hear!! You knows what's ship is!! Radon said. This is the U.S. seagull. Captain Broil said to Radon. This is a air craft carrier so got out of hear!! Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said to the captain. I m working with the U.S. navy to be a eye in the sky. To find drug lords smuggling allege drugs in our nation!! And I got proof. I m in the navy...

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Show his papers of proof he is in the navy to captain Broil. Then captain Broil said to Radon. These papers said's you our in the navy. OK. in the navy! But I do not wants a flying lizard on my air craft carrier!! Then Radon said to the captain. I can fly quieter then a helicopter!! Then at the same time. Radon the Pterodactyloid man is having gas pains!! Then captain said. I still do not wants a reptile on my air craft carrier!! Then Radon said to captain Broil. The drug lords will not hears me over theirs heads!! And if I fly at a high altitude. The drug lords will not see me!!!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. "BRAKE GAS"!! Then captain Broil said. Just get out of hear!! Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said. Yes sir. Sorry I m saiding this but you got thing on your nose?? Then captain Broil is so mad & said. That's it that's it!! I m a patient man! But I give you three minutes to gets your reptilian or your cold blooded body off my air craft carrier!!! Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Did got off the captain Broil air craft carrier. Then Radon fly over captain Broil. Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Was so mad at captain Broil!! Then Radon was flying over the captain.. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Did go to the bathroom over captain Broil's head!! But Radon's feces just miss the captain.. Then captain was saiding to Radon. As Radon the Pterodactyloid man was flying away. If you come onboard my air craft carrier you flying lizard!!! I break you!! I break you!! I break you!!

Now back to reality. Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is on his course the Paris France. Then Radon is flying thou a cold spot in the sky. So raise the temperature of his blood heater a little. Then feel sum thing is coating his body? He look around at his wings & se his wings color turning white. Then Radon rubs his beak on his wings. Then Radon just find out that's is the coating is & said. "ICE" a Pterodactyloid can not fly with ice on it's body!? Howl long I bin icing!? The ice is coating me fast & to fast!? Why I do not detected this sooner!! Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Raise his blood heater to the max!! Then the Pterodactyloid man. Is losing altitude & said. Flying to low! Get back to warmer air. Before I get to heavy!! Then Radon gots little more altitude. But ice coating is getting thicker on Radon's body & wings. Then Radon is having trouble breathing & said. Ice is coating inside my windpipe & lungs & suffocate me!! Coughs it out blow it out! Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is coughing so hard with his beak open. He cough all the ice out!! And the ice that's was inside Radon's windpipe & lungs? Looks like crush ice! As Radon cough it's out from his beak!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is losing altitude & said. I can's hold up any longer I m going down. Then Radon looks at the box on his lower chest & said. Rubber raft air pump flairs & the beacon & radio!! Then wend Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is losing altitude just be£ore he quiets! The ice that's is coating Radon's body is breaking off his body & wings! And is feeling more warmer now. And the ice breaking off Radon's body & wings in big sheets. And now all of the ice is gone!! Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is burning up!! He got the blood heater to hot!! Then he lower the temperature down & said.

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I can believe? That's my blood heater can gets so hot!! I feel like a phoenix fire bird. Because of my blood heater!! That's was a closes call!! I m still airborne. I better gets back on course!! Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. See in his monitor. And his navigational computer's censors is still ice up! And with ice on the censors?! Radon's navigational computer can't works with ice on the censors!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is looking at his monitor. For his charts & maps & said. My navigational computer's satellites censors must be froze up!! And can not sensed the satellites!! OK. I will do what the Viking did? I navigate by the stars. I will fly higher to see the stars. Now I m flying over the clouds & I see more stars! And is so beautiful flying over the north Atlantic ocean & to see so many stars!! Now wares is Polaris!? The north star. All of the stars our theirs. So wares is Polaris? I can find Polaris? By looking at the big dipper. I can see the big dipper. By looking at the far side of the cup of the big dipper. That's points to Polaris. Not the handle of the big dipper? The other side of the big dipper. The far side of the cup of the big dipper. I m looking at the far side of the big dipper & using at a glide. Now I do see Polaris the north star. My beak is pointing at Polaris. Now I m turning my body. So my left wing is pointing at Polaris. And my right wing is pointing at Orion. Now my direction is east. And I will fly this way in to dawn!!!

Now the sun is up. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said. My navigational computer is working now. And I m flying east. But I m flying east? But I do not knows howl far I went off coarse last night?! And my equipment may be damage? Because It's was cover with ice last night!! I must find land?! Any land?! Any kind of land?! Sum wears? Before all of my steroids our gone!!??

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said. Think Radon. Gets to work howl far is Europe from me? Yesterday I was flying over Martha's vineyard. I thinks was 750 miles behind me. And Donegal bay Ireland is 1780 miles ahead. And my speed of 60 miles PR. hour or at 90 nots. I may be in Europe in 36 hours!! I do not knows I m right? My mind mess up. I can not thinks clearly this morning!! My mind is still mess up. My mind may clear up this afternoon. Yes this afternoon!! Wend my mind fully clear up in the afternoon.

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying over the mid-Atlantic ocean. Radon's altitude is 4000 feets over the Atlantic ocean. Then Radon is looking at his monitor. That's in clamped on his crest. And on a part of Radon's monitor. The top right of his monitor. Is a heart monitor that's monitors his heart for his whole flight. Radon is looking at his heart monitor. And at this time? This is making Radon the Pterodactyloid man tired. Just by looking at it's right now. The beep beep beep beep beep & his eyes our going up & down by looking at it's. Radon pass out & wake up. By still watching his heart monitor. Radon pass out & wake up five times. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man did blackout!! But his breast arms & legs muscles is still flapping his wings. Because of his steroids!! Now Radon is slowly losing altitude & spinning down. Now Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Haves just wake up. Then he look at his right wing & see the clouds is the sky. Then Radon looks at his left wing & see the Atlantic ocean. Then Radon see he is to closes to the water. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is alarmed & stay awake. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man go back his altitude of 4000 feets & stay awake!!

Now the sun is setting. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said. All I can see is water. But watching sunsets & sunrises!! It's is so beautiful to see here in the north Atlantic ocean. During thou the day time. Is not much to see. But at dawn & sunset here in the north Atlantic ocean. Is like a show that's is so beautiful to watch's & is free to enjoy it!! And the nights right here's in the north Atlantic ocean. Is so beautiful to watch & it's free to enjoy!! If the sky is clear? But I m a Pterodactyloid man. So I can fly over the clouds & to look at the stars!! Right now sun is setting down in the horizon!! Theirs is goes & is going going going going & is gone!! Wow that's is beautiful to see sunset & dawn. Is beautiful to watch to! And I heard a roomer that's birds singing theirs heads off for the sunrises or damn...

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said. Last night. I got a hallucination of one of the steroid drug Sagittarius. And the hallucination started with a radio transmission. Of the sinking of the Titanic. But tonight? I m going to out smart the side effect of Sagittarius by turning my radio "OFF"! Now with my radio turn off! I will gets no radio transmission's tonight!! And no news is good news! And I will not hallucinated tonight!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Saw a U.F.O. in the horizon? Then Radon is looking at the flying saucers & got scarce of the flying saucers.

First Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Hide inside a cloud. But is haves nots works. The Martians find Radon!!

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Didn't read. Are you doing children's books now, Autphag?

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Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Thinks that's the Martians lost him & the flying saucers wants back to the planet Mars. So Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Fly out from the cloud. that's he was hiding from the Martians. After Radon the Pterodactyloid man is out. He is surrounded of flying saucers!! And pointing looks like satellite dish. From under the flying saucers!! It's their ray guns. Then Martians come out of the flying saucers & wearing rocket's back packs. Then ten Martians is using theirs tractorbeam. Then parolees Radon & the Martians haves Radon's wings spared out.

Radon the Pterodactyloid man is extremely scare of this!! And Radon can not move. The king of the Martians & he is sitting of a flying thone!! Then the Martian king. Stick a needle into Radon's right wing. Then after the Martian king got a sample of Radon's blood. The Martian king wants back in to his flag ship or the flag flying saucer! Then the other Martians realist the Pterodactyloid. Then all of the Martians went back in theirs flying saucers. Then all of the flying saucers. Went back to the planet Mars!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said. I haves bin abduction by aliens Martians!!! From the plaint Mars!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is proceeding his coarse to Paris France. Then Radon see a U.F.O. that's looks a pyramidThe pyramid is right behind Radon. Then the pyramid catch Radon with a tractorbeam. The tractorbeam is pulling Radon the Pterodactyloid man in side the pyramid. Then the Cyborg Egyptian using theirs tractorbeam to suspending Radon inside theirs spaceship pyramid. The tractorbeams is heaving Radon the Pterodactyloid man suspended in the air. Then The Cyborg Egyptian strips all of his equipment off his body. Right down to Radon's stainless steel shell..

Then The cyborg Egyptians mummified Radon the Pterodactyloid man body's. The bandages is wrapping all over Radon's body in white bandages. Then after the cyborg Egyptians mummified Radon's body. Then the cyborg Egyptians. Put Radon in the center ring of the gyroscopes time machine. Radon's mummify body is suspended inside the center ring. With bigger white bandages is holding Radon's mummify body. Inside the center ring of the gyroscopes time machine.

Then the king of the cyborg Egyptians. King hut said to Radon. We wants to test our gyroscopes time machine. For long distance time traveling. I haves bin mummify my self in the gyroscopes time machine. My body was mummify inside the center ring of the gyroscopes time machine. Wend the gyroscopes time machine is running. The rings our spinning around & around. My body is mummify in the gyroscopes time machine. But my soul is traveling thou time pass or future. And my servants is watching in the time monitor. At all the time & later on. My servants can bring me back to the present time. But I only traveled fives years. Fives to the pass & future. But the gyroscopes time machine. Haves not bin use for long distance time traveling?!

The sun or the star is dying. And like your sun wends is dies? Is first be comes a red giant star. Ours home planet Egypt is being destroy by the extreme heat from our sun or star. Our planet Egypt is like your earth. But our home planet haves three moons. Your earth haves one moon.

And to save our world?? In the deep pass. The father of king Tut departed from planet Egypt & travels in space. Then the father of king Tut spaceship crashed on your earth in Egypt. but king Tut father pyramid's haves it in writing. Howl to save a yellow star or sun. Just like your sun or star. From being a red giant star. And returning our sun or star back to normal.. That's will saves our planet & our sun or star. But most of the writing on the father Tut pyramid's is worn away by the passing of time. So the only way that's I can read it? Is to travel back in time. Just after the father of Tut's death. So I can read it's That's why we our using you as a genie pig. And we mummify you with strong bandage so you can not escape. I can see you our moving around Radon. But the bandages after you haves bin mummified you. Keeping you in our gyroscopes time machine.

After the king of the cyborg Egyptian left. Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is extreme scared & said.

Now I knows what's a fly feels trapped in a spider's wed!! I her that's a spider catch the fly's that's the spider will not eat now. But the spider wraps the fly up to stores them. And the fly is still alive in the silk wrapping. To keep the fly alive!! Then when the spider is hungry? It comes to the fly that's packaged. And eat the fly alive!! And that's howl I feel!!!

Then king Hut. Activate the gyroscopes time machine.. The rings of the gyroscopes time machine is spinning & spinning£-~ around & around & around & faster & faster & faster. With Radon still mummify inside the canter ring!! The rings of gyroscopes time machine is moving so fast!! You can not see the mummify Pterodactyloid man inside the center ring. Then the gyroscopes time machine is glowing!! And a sphere is forming all around the gyroscopes time machine. And the color of the sphere is red!!!

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Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Soul is separated from his body. His body is still mummify inside the gyroscopes time machine. With red color sphere. But Radon's soul is traveling thou time. Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is traveling' that's looks like tubes. The time tubes of time traveling!!!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Arrive in the the dark-ages.. Then king Arthur's nights just catch Radon in a net. Then Marlim the magician said. A dragon-man!! And king Arthur like to see dragon-man. Then king Arthur said. Take the dragon-man to my castle. After king Arthur got to the castle. With Radon tide down in his nets. Then king Arthur said. I will slave ye dragon-man. Then Radon said to king Arthur. I m not a dragon-man. I m a Pterodactyloid man!! Beside Pterodactyloid do not breath out fire!! But king Arthur said to Radon. I do not believe in you. To me you looks like a dragon. Slave ye dragon!! Just before king Arthur is going to slave ye Radon's head off?!

King Hut as see is on the time monitor. And pull Radon away from the time. Now Radon the Pterodactyloid man. It's traveling thou the time tubes!!

Now Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Just arrive onboard Noah's ark. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. At first he started to look around this place. And Radon feel this place to rocking & rocking & rocking around. So Radon said this must be a big wooded ship.. Then Radon do sum exploring. Then Radon sew allot of stalls onboard this ship. And see in the stalls their two sex's of each animal onboard this ship. Then Radon se more & more & more stalls with two sex's of each species of animals onboard this ship..

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Automatically knows! This is Noah's ark!! Then Noah him self was feeding two sheep & got out of the stall. Then Noah see Radon for the first time. At first Noah grabs a knife & said. Gets off my ark you demon!! Then Radon said to Noah. I m not a demon Noah? I m a Pterodactyloid man!! The species of dinosaurs that's fly's Noah! Then Noah said to Radon. I haves to your kind. But your species the big lizards. Our to big to fit into the ark.

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said to Noah. The big lizards our call "DINOSAURS"!! Then Noah said to Radon. Dinosaurs our to big to fit inside the ark. And Theirs is allots of species dinosaurs. The type of dinosaur that's is you? The specie what's I call is the flyer's!! Or I see you as a human flyer!! And theirs allots of other species dinosaurs to. I call the other specie dinosaurs or big lizards. The longnecks the three horns the spike tales club tales. And I see your species the flyers & big months. The big mouths is good mother lizards!! That's specie of dinosaur that's is two legs! That's specie of dinosaur the mother dinosaur. Really take cares of her babies good. But the one the dinosaur that's I fears is the "SHARPTOOTH"!! Radon said to Noah. The sharptooth is the tyrannosaurus-rex. Then Noah said to Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Well the tyrannosaurus-rex or the sharptooth. Is a dangerest!! Of the big lizards or dinosaurs. And I all-most get eaten by the sharptooth & still remember that's day. About 80% of the work to build the ark is done. Then on one Sunday's. I was riding on my donkey to the grapes vineyard. To gets grapes. So my wife can makes wine. After I gets all the grapes that's I needs? Then A sharptooth comes into the grapes vineyard. Then the sharptooth eat my donkey & I will never forgets the sounds that's my donkey makes. As the sharptooth is eating the donkey in the sharptooth mouth's. Then After the sharptooth eat my donkey. Then the sharptooth is going to eat me. But Radon I get into a deep hole just out of the sharptooth reach. But the sharptooth is trying to get me for sum time. Then later on the sharptooth give up & go away. I never bin so scare in my whole life ~ I will never forget that's Sunday!! But right now. Thanks to the lord!! The great flood is destroying all the living things on this earth That's is outside of the ark. I still remember the people our getting on my nerves!! When I was building this ark. And I remember ten days ago the people was hitting the door of the ark. To escape from the flood. But I must do what's the lord tell me what to do!! Keeps the door of the ark shut!! Now all of the people who was on tte outside of the ark drowned!! And all other living things to. I knows all of the sharptooth. Or what's you call them tyrannosaurus-rex our destroyed to!!!!

Then king Hut. Pull Radon out from that's time. And Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is traveling thou the time tubes of time!!

Now Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Just arrive in the city of brotherly love Philadelphia. Back in old Philadelphia.. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man is flying over Philadelphia.. And the weather is stormy & fears to be hit by lightning. So Radon is force to land.. Then Radon see a old man flying a kite in this weather. Then Radon gets closes to the old man? And what's the old man looks like? Radon said is "BEN FRANKLIN"!!! When Ben Franklin see Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Ben Franklin thinks Radon is the Jersey's devil & said. Gets ways from me you demon you Jersey's devil. Go back to the pine bearings of New Jersey you gargoyle!!

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Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Said to Ben Franklin. I m not a gargoyle!! I m a Pterodactyloid man & I m force to land. Because of the weather & I do not want to be hit by lightning!! Franklin you our stupid to fly a kite in this kind of weather. Do you wants to be hit by lightning?

Then Ben Franklin said to Radon. Well I m trying to discover electricity with my kite. You our bigger then a kite. So you can help me discover electricity. You can fly up in the sky with the kite string tied to you!! Then Radon said to Ben Franklin. You thinks that's I m going to fall for that's! I m not that's stupid! But Franklin you will be a famous men!!

Then Ben Franklin said to Radon. Tell me tell me tell me!! Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said to Ben Franklin. Allots of your inventions will be inverted. Like the Franklin stove & the bi-focals the lightning rods & others. And you will be on the 100 dollars bills of money.

And You will be part of the government. You haves invent the fire department & the post office & the library!! Then in the future the twenty century. Theirs will be a big science museum in the twenty century. And the science museum is name after you. And theirs a statue of you setting on a thone!! Inside the science museum name after you!!

Then Ben Franklin said to Radon the Pterodactyloid man. I get to take a leak!! Then Radon said to Ben Franklin. Leak leak leak I do not a leak in the science museum name after you. Then Ben Franklin said to Radon. Do the people who lives in Philadelphia in the twenty century pee??

Then king Hut. Pull Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Away from that's time. And Radon is traveling thou the time tubes!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Just arrive in the city of Bethlehem. First Radon the Pterodachyloid man. Is flying over. But Radon do not wants the people of Bethlehem to see him. So Radon the Pterodactyloid man landed behind a donkey's stable. When Radon landed behind the stable. Mary see the Pterodactyloid man as a angel & Mary is so mentally relief. So Mary got baby Jesus & run up to Radon.

Then Mary said to Radon the Pterodactyloid man. King Herrod is going to kill all the children in Bethlehem. From ages three & under!! Because my baby is the lords of lords & the kings of kings!! King Herrod is a lunatic!! In king Herrod's sick mind!! He thinks that's killing all the children three & under. He thinks he can Jesus to. But I need your help!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said to Mary. What's you tell me Mary? I knows that's you need the get to Egypt fast! Mary my name is Radon. Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Wears is Joseph? Mary said to Radon. Joseph Just get out Bethlehem on a Donkey one day ago. But I do not get any transportation to get out of Bethlehem. And the king's men. Is breaking in ever house in Bethlehem!! Then when the king's men se any child that's is three or under?? King Herrod's men kill them!! Radon is so awful & you must save baby Jesus before is to late!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said to Mary. What you tell me? King Herrod is just as bad as Adoif Hitler!! Then Mary said to Radon. Who is Adoif Hitler?? Then Radon said to Mary. Oops this is after your time. And before Adoif Hitler is born.

Then King's Herrod men is breaking into Mary's house!! But Radon the Pterodactyloid man & Mary. Just grabs baby Jesus out from his crib. And got out from the back door just in time!! Then Radon & Mary is in the streets of Bethlehem. And Mary is carrying baby Jesus. Then the king's men see Radon & Mary with Baby Jesus. Then The king's men is going after them!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said to Mary. To escape from Bethlehem & going to Egypt. You must lay down on my back!! And hold baby Jesus & do not let go of baby Jesus. And Mary I will fly out of Bethlehem. And I will flaps my wings hard to fly out of Bethlehem fast!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man, Just escaped from king Herrod's men. And Mary is holding baby Jesus in her arms.. And Mary is on Radon's the Pterodactyloid man back. And Radon is flying to Egypt with baby Jesus!!

Then later on Mary see Joseph on the donkey. Then Mary is pulling on Radon's crest & said. Radon stop hear!! I can see Joseph on the donkey. Pleases stop hear!!

So Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Landed beside of Joseph on his donkey. Then Mary got off Radon's back with baby Jesus. Then Mary get on the donkey's back with baby Jesus!! Then Joseph said to Radon. Thanks you for saving my lady & baby Jesus from Herrod! I will take Mary & baby Jesus to Egypt from hear on my donkey..

Then King Hut pull Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Away from that's time! And Radon the Pterodactyloid man travel thou the time tubes..

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Just arrive at the city of Atlantis. Radon the Pterodactyloid man is flying over the city & said. King Hut haves me over & small island in a ocean. And I thinks the sizes of that's island? Is half the sides of Martha's vineyard island? But is not Martha's vineyard! The buildings in the city looks like ancient Greece. I see big temples & palaces!! And theirs is a giant crystal on a giant pedestal!! In the center of the city!! This must be Atlantis!! And I thinks my altitude is 6000 feets? And I can see the whole island at this altitude.

Wend Radon the Pterodactyloid man. It's looking a the island of Atlantis. Then a earthquake started is shacking the whole island!! And the city of Atlantis is being destroy & all of the temples & palaces. Our falling down. Then the island is sinking! Then the last part of the city of Atlantis. Is sinking down is. The giant crystal on the tail giant pedestal. And as the giant crystal contact the ocean. Then the giant crystal "EXPLODED"!! Now the city of Atlantis is gone. All that's Radon the Pterodactyloid man can see is water!!!

Then King Hut pull Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Away from that's time. And Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is traveling thou the time tubes of time..

Now Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying over the ancient Greece city of Pompei. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said. I m flying over a another ancient city. King Hut haves me over a ancient city on the main land. This city looks like Atlantis but smaller. And I see a volcano with smoke coming out from the top. This must be Pompei!! And I thinks my altitude is 6000 feets??

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Wend Radon the Pterodactyloid man is looking a Pompei. The volcano just behind the city just "EXPLODED"!!! And ash & lave & rocks flying out from the volcano! Just behind the city of Pompei. Then the city of Pompei is being destroy. By the volcano's ash!! The ash is covering the whole city. This is killing all of the people who live in Pompei. By the ash the city Pompei is destroy & the city is gone. Now Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying for his life because. The same volcano's ash that's destroy Pompei. Is going after Radon. Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flapping his wings as fast he can. But the volcano's ash is moving faster the Radon can fly!!

Then king Hut see this on the time monitor. So king Hut pull Radon the Pterodactyloid man from that's time! And now Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is traveling thou the time tubes of time..

Then king Hut is finish testing the gyroscopes time machine! So king Hut brings Radon's Pterodactyloid man soul back to the present time. And Radon's soul is return back to his body. That's is still mummified inside the center ring of the gyroscopes time machine.

Then king Hut said to Radon. The gyroscopes time machine works perfectly!! And the whole time that's you our traveling thou time. I haves bin monitoring you the whole time. Now I can travel back in time. And go back to the father of king Tut's pyramid. And the gyroscopes time machine is perfectly safe!! So I can be mummified in the machine. And I can read the writing on the wall's of the father of king Tut's pyramid. So I can save planet Egypt!!

Then the cyborg Egyptians unmummify Radon's the Pterodactyloid man body. After they unmummify Radon. Then the cyborg Egyptians put back all of Radon's equipment back on his body. As the same way before Radon the Pterodactyloid man was mummified!! Then the cyborg Egyptians using the same tractorbeam that's pull Radon in the pyramid. To push Radon the Pterodactyloid man out!!

Then after the cyborg Egyptians realist Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Then the cyborg Egyptians spaceship pyramid Take off & want back to the planet Egypt!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said. This is the second time that's I have bin abducted! First by Martians! Then by cyborg Egyptians! What a night this is? It's was scary being mummified in the gyroscopes time machine!? But I did travel thou time? And is was fun riding the gyroscopes!! So all I can do is proceed my flight to Paris France.

So Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying over the Atlantic ocean & looking at the horizon. And Radon is flying east. Then Radon check his navigational computer. And looking at his monitor that's is clamped on Radon's crest. Radon is looking at his maps & charts. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is in the same place now. Before Radon was abducted by the cyborg Egyptians!! Then Radon is looking at the twilights all round him of the horizon. And see allots of stars in the sky!! And the bluewish light of twilights in the horizon. That's is all round Radon the Pterodactyloid man is so beautiful to see. Then the sun is starting to come up. First the light of the sun. Lighting out all of the twilight light first. Then the sun light is lighting out the stars. Then Radon can is the sun. At first the color of the sun is orange & that's is so beautiful to watch. As the sun comes up higher? The light is stronger. Then the color of the going from orange to yellow.. Now the sunlight is to bright to look at the sun directly!! Now is day time in the north Atlantic ocean...

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying over the north Atlantic ocean. Then Radon see a seagull & said. That a seagull!! Theirs is a another one. I thinks I m to far from land. But seagulls do follow boats!! So if I see seagulls. I should see a fishing boats. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man see two fishing boats. And Radon fly up to the fishing boats & flying in a orbit. Around the fishing boats. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Said to the fisherman. Witch way to Donegal bay Ireland!! Then Radon said again. Witch way to Donegal bay Ireland!! But the fisherman is in shock to see a Pterodactyloid man. In his life! So the fisherman is look at Radon the Pterodactyloid man in shock!! Radon said Witch way to Donegal bay Ireland!! But the fisherman did not answer Radon. So Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Fly away from the two fishing boats!! Then Radon said. That's fisherman never see a Pterodactyloid man before & do not speck English?! I m so far south. I m no weir near Ireland I m to far south!!

As Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying over the north Atlantic ocean. Then Radon see land in the horizon & look at it & said. Theirs land it's is land. This is not a hallucination. It's is real earth!! But what earth? I m little late? And I can be any place? It's be Spain or Portugal. Or the northwest coast of Africa? Is may be Donegal bay!? Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man is looking at his maps & said. Those islands that's I see on my right wing. They fit on my map & fit as I see it. And on my left wing. The a mouth of a small river it's fits & it's all fits. It's is. It's Donegal bay. "IS IRELAND"!!

Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is so "MENTAL RELIEF" to see dry land!!! Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is the first living thing with wing on it's body. To fly across the Atlantic ocean!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Fly over a small fishing town & scream at the people of the town. As Radon fly over & pass the peoples. Then The peoples of the fishing town waves back to Radon. As Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying over & pass all of the houses!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Fly pass the small fishing town. Then fly over a sheep farm. As Radon the Pterodactyloid man flying by. The sheep is scars of Radon. But Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is watching the sheep running on the field just below him. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying more inland of Ireland. Radon the Pterodactyloid man see more towns & farms & farm's field & woodlands of Ireland. And Radon the Pterodactyloid man see allots castles in Ireland.

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Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man is flying over a beer brewery. As Radon is flying pass the beer brewery. He see thou the windows of the beer brewery. All of the tanks & machinery to makes beer!! Then Radon see a man filling beer kegs & said. That's reminds me about the six beer kegs that's in on my back!! Then after Radon the Pterodactyloid man flying pass the beer brewery. Then Radon is flying over a grammar school in Ireland. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man see leprechauns on the school's grounds. The Radon said. All no not another hallucinations again!! But I wants to see this? As Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying low to see this? The name of the grammar school is. The leprechaun children's grammar school. The children's uniforms our leprechauns!! Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. See a big pot of gold in the center of the play ground of the school. As a sculpture of the grammar school...

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man is so "MANTLE RELIEF" & said. Thanks god it's was a grammar school! And the kids of the school's uniforms is dress like leprechauns. Not as a leprechauns. Well this is Ireland so what's you expect?? Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Just fly over Ireland & just enter the Irish sea & Radon said. Ireland is a beautiful to fly over. Now to reach Liverpool England. I haves to fly across the Irish sea. That's is 130 miles of open ocean to reach Liverpool. 130 miles to Liverpool? The Irish sea is nothing to the north Atlantic ocean. So Radon the Pterodactyloid man is flying over the Irish sea..

Then haft way across the Irish sea? Radon the Pterodactyloid man. See a plesiosaur just below him. So Radon the Pterodactyloid man wants to investigates this. So Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Fly down to se the lock ness monster. Then as Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Jot clouds to the water. The lock ness monster vanished & said. Just another hallucination of the side effect of Sagittarius. And I hope this will be the last one! I m so clouds to the end of my flight! I can not lets thee hallucinations get the best of me? So Radon the Pterodactyloid man is proceeding to reach Liverpool.

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Can see Liverpool in the horizon. Radon is looking at Liverpool & said. The sandwiches!! For most of my flight I do not thinks about the sandwiches!! So Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Open his chest bag on his breast muscles & get a sandwich. As Radon reach into the bag. He got a sandwich & to Radon's surprise!! Theirs is a necklace of black pearls & a letter tie on it's & look at it's!! Then see the word "NEPTUNE" on it & said!! Howl can one of the two world's expenses necklaces can be in my chest bag on my breast muscles!! Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man read the letter. The letter said.

Dear Radon. I wants to tell you a long secret that's I haves bin hiding from the world. The world thinks that's the Neptune's black pearls necklace haves bin loss. By the sinking of the Titanic. And allots people try to find this necklace. At the sites where the Titanic lies at the bottom of the north Atlantic ocean. Scientists with submarines & robots submarines!! Haves bin trying to find this necklace for years!! And thinks that's Neptune's black pearls necklace is loss!! But Radon just before my daddy the captain of the Titanic orders women's & children's first to the life boats?? I grabs Neptune's black pearls necklace off the wheel of Titanic! After my daddy leaves on the ship's wheel!! Then put this necklace in my pocket book. And Radon. This necklace is a good luck charm from me. For your flight! Seriously by. The first lady Melissa.

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said. I can believe Melissa will do this for me? The Neptune's black pearls necklace is priceless?? Thieves wants to steel this necklace!! Is that's expanse & black pearls our more much more expanse!! Then white pearls. You will be lucky you can see one black pearl. And the Neptune's black pearls necklace is the only necklace on the earth!! The only necklace that's is black pearls. That's why the captain of the Titanic do not wants to loss it!! That's why the Titanic's captain put the Neptune's black pearls necklace on the Titanic's ship wheel!! Thanks you Melissa!! And your good luck charm. Protected from the Martian abduction. And the cyborg Egyptian abduction. Thanks you Melissa!' Now I m going to protected the Neptune's black pearls necklace. I m not going to put necklace back in my chest bag that's in on my breast muscles. I m going ta put the Neptune's black pearls necklace around my neck!! And this necklace is going to stall on my neck!! Into I will return to the first lady Melissa!! And the best time to knows this?! Than I m flying over Liverpool!! This is the best time & place to knows this. I can see a shipyard!! This is the place weir the Titanic was build!!

As Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying over & pass Liverpool. Radon the Pterodactyloid man see dock port in Liverpool & theirs a sign. And the sign said? This was the dock wears the Titanic was docked hears!! So Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Fly low & all around this port. Because this was the Titanic was docked.. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is hovering over the water at this port. Radon's altitude is 65 feets. Radon wants to see what's is like to be on the front end & the rear end of the Titanic!! But Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Can not hover for long. Radon's breast arms & legs muscles our in pain. To flapping his wings to hover. So Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Stop hovering & now leaving Liverpool & proceeding his flight to Paris!!

Now Radon the Pterodactyloid man is flying southeast. To reach London. Is 160 miles from Liverpool to London. Radon the Pterodactyloid man is flying at a higher altitude of 1200 feets. And speed is 60 miles PR hour & in nots still 90 nots. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is enjoying to see the nation of great Britain!! Flying over the small towns & villages farm lands & fields!! And a castles & woodlands of great Britain. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man see a two deck bus. On a small road. So Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Fly low to see the two deck red bus of great Britain. Then After Radon the Pterodactyloid man finish looking at the famous two deck red bus of great Britain?! Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man is proceeding his flight to Paris France!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is looking at the horizon. And see the city of "LONDON"!! Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Wants to see the city of London!!

First Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Flying the London' city zoo.. His altitude is 3000 feets above London. Radon is looking down at the zoo & see the reptile house & said. I do not want to be animal in the London's zoo. Well I m reptilian.. And I do not want to be. Lock in one of the rooms of the reptile house. Behind a glass window in the reptile house. And the reptile house is mostly dark inside!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying over Buckingham palace & Queen Victoria memorial. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man see the clock tower. Radon see houses of Parliament & big Ben & said. I all ways wants to see big Ben & hears the chimes of big Ben!! The first thing comes in my mind wend I think about the city of London!? Is big Bent! It's is the most famous land mark in London. So Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying to a low altitude as flying over the Thames river to see big Ben. Then wend Radon the Pterodactyloid man is flying low over the Thames river. Then big Ben climes.. Then Radon said. That's sound of big Ben to me is just like music!! And Radon the Pterodactyloid man is still flying low over the Thames river. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man fly under & pass London bridge. That's beside the clock tower of big Ben!!

As Radon the Pterodactyloid man is still flying low over the Thames river. Radon flying up to a river front restaurant. At the restaurant. The waiter is serving a customer in the restaurant. The waiter is pouring wine is a wine glass. Then the waiter is looking a the Pterodactyloid man. Flying over the water. As the waiter is looking at the Pterodactyloid man flying low over the Thames river. The waiter was not watching what's he is doing & pouring the wine on the customer's head. The customer said to the waiter. My head is not a wide glass you stupid waiter!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying to a higher altitude. Just before Radon departs from the city of London. And now flying south to reach the English channel. It's 49 miles to the English channel. Then one hour later? Radon the Pterodactyloid man Just reach the English channel & said Their is it's!! Just on other side coast of France. My flight is all most over. Now the reach the coast of France? Flying over 95 miles of open water to the coast of France. 95 miles of open water 95 miles what's a little channel? I m the first living thing with wings on his body fly across the north Atlantic ocean!! So if I can fly across the Atlantic ocean. I can fly across this little channel!!!

As Radon the Pterodactyloid man is flying across the English channel. Radon the Pterodactyloid man is looking at giant Hovercraft & said. Wow that's is the biggest Hovercraft I see in my whole life. The Hovercraft is bigger then a football field. And I see 4 giant windmills on top of the Hovercraft. And Hovercraft's windmills works in reverse!! And to be safe? I will not fly clones to the Hovercraft. Because I do not wants to be chop up by the Hovercraft's propellers. And this Pterodactyloid is going to stay far away from the Hovercraft. And I see that's the Hovercraft is heading to France to.

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Just cross the English channel & flying over the town of La. Havre France & said. At last I m in the nation of France & I m flying over the town of La. Haver. Now hug the coast of La. Havre flying south & find the mouth of the Seine river.

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man just arrive at the mouth of the Seine river & said. I se the mouth in the Seine river. I will fly up the Seine river to Paris!! Is 120 miles to go!! That's two hours. So I better clean my beak!! So I look neat to the Parisian.. Wend I arrive in Paris France. My altitude is 3000 feets & my speed is 60 miles PR hour in nots that's 90 nots. Now Radon. Just hold off for two more hours two hours!!

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Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man wings stops flapping! And Radon gets scare of this!! His Breast arms & legs muscles stops flapping his wings. Theirs is no thrust!! Then Radon looks at his monitor that's is clamps on his crest. See his blood pressure is propping & the anaconda snake heart is slowing down!! Radon see It's on the heart monitor & feeling is to! And Radon the Pterodactyloid man is starting to fall asleep in flight!! Radon knows that's why his wings stop flapping? Because theirs is no steroids being pump in to his breast arms & legs muscles! To keeping his wings flapping!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is rotating the beer kegs on his back like mad & said. No no no no that's the wrong beer keg!! Give me one with steroids steroids steroids steroids any steroidsl! Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man did got a beer kegs with steroids. And the I.V. pumps our pumping the steroids into to Radon's breast arms & legs muscles. That's restarted his breast arms & legs muscles to flapping his wings!! Now Radon got thrust & said. That's is a closes call & I cloud fall asleep in flight!! And fall into the Seine river & with all of my equipment. I will sink to the bottom of the Seine river!!!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man just arrive in Paris & said. Theirs it's is theirs it's is!! Then Radon the Pterodactyloid is flying over the city of Paris France. Radon is looking at streets of Paris & see the Eiffel tower beside the Seine river from a distance!! And just before him. Radon the Pterodactyloid man is looking at the Arc De Triomphe. Then Radon is flying pass the Arc De Triomphe & looking from Radon's right wing. After flying pass the Arc De Triomphe. Right in front of Radon is the Eiffel tower. Radon the Pterodactyloid man fly over & pass the Eiffel tower. Radon look at the Eiffel tower from his right wing. Then flying west over the Seine river. Now Radon the Pterodactyloid man is flying. Over the church of Notre Dame..

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is flying all around the city of Paris. Then Radon is looking at his monitor that's is clamped on his crest. Looking at his maps & said. La. airport wares La. airport? I m in the heart of the city of Paris. La. airport should be to the northeast. As Radon the Pterodactyloid man looking and said. My eyes what's happening to my eyes. I can hardly see. I haves bin is flight for 64 hours & I travel 3678 miles. I can not lets is catch up to me now!!

Now Radon the Pterodactyloid man Just arrive at La. airport & said. Theirs that's must be La. airport must be what's our all of thee lights? I will fly lower to see this? Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man is fly lower & said. I m flying lower now but what's all of thee lights hears!! Theirs is a big show or sum thing? So why theirs so many lights?? Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man is flying over the airport. Then Radon see a sign on a airplane hanger & said. La. Airport international airport Paris!!

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man knows he is flying over the La. airport & said. I will fly over the parking lots. Keep my head up. Now stop flapping your wings. Try the glide in! Keep your head up keep your head up. Now pull in your wings to land. I can not feel my body I can feel it. You for got howl land? I can feel my body is so numb. From this flight. I going to mess this up!!

As Radon the Pterodactyloid man is looking at air force one. At the airport & looking pass air force one looking at the airfield & said. Radon do you remember the time that's you do the Pterodactyloid rides. What's did the pastor said? What's did he said? Then Radon said "O Jesus please help me"!!

Radon the Pterodactyloid man fly over air force one. Radon is so weak of this flight. So after Radon fly over & pass air force one. Radon do not want to land on the runway. So Radon the Pterodactyloid man is going to land on the grass. Radon's feets touch the ground. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Fall down on his chest & sliding on the grass. At the same time. Allots of Partisans & reporters & photographers is running to Radon. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man stop sliding on the grass. His stainless steel shell protected Radon & Radon keep his head up. So to protected Neptune's black pearls necklace..

Radon the Pterodactyloid man is lying on the airfield. Then allots of people run up to Radon & they is cheering & Radon the Pterodactyloid man is famous in Paris. So many people wants to talk to Radon. The Partisans haves taken off his equipment right down to Radon's stainless steel shell. And the Partisans is carrying Radon the Pterodactyloid man to air force one. Then theirs is a policeman in the crowd. Radon said to the policeman. What's is all of thee lights hear & what's is the event?? The policeman siad to Radon. All of lights is for your arrival. The Paris polices will protected you & the first lady tell us about the Neptune's black pearls necklace. So we will take you to air force one. The first lady is waiting for you Radon .

Then in air force one. The secret serves bring all of Radon's equipment on broad the plane & put is on the floor. Now on the other side of air force one. Melissa Radon the Pterodactyloid man & the secret serves come in the plane & closes the door of air force one. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man returns Neptune's black pearls necklace back to Melissa. Then Radon walk to his equipment that's help fly across the north Atlantic ocean. Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man is looking out the window. And see allots of people our cheering to Radon.

Then Radon the Pterodactyloid man said. Theirs was 200,000 people their that's night? And after going back to Washington D.C. on air force one. Theirs is ten million people just waiting for me!! In Washington D.C. Theirs is a big event! Radon the Pterodactyloid man. Is the living thing with wings on his body. The first living to fly across the North Atlantic ocean!!!!

"THE END"

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@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

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As a doctor, I support The Doctor's suicide.

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this is a good thread

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@previous (E)
yep!

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