Topic: I am sexy Muslim stud

+Anonymous A — 11.9 years ago #37,814

My name is Mohammad Akbar.

I am sexy, all you is ugly. Women flock to me like flies on camel poo.

I own 5 dirt shacks, one with indoor mud toilet. 40 7/11's throughout America, 12 camels, 3 goats, 8 chickens, 1 quart crude oil, and 1 1986 playboy magazine(most pages stuck together).

All women want me, I want women. I will give you camel for your woman. Please contact me immediately.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

+Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 11.9 years ago, 31 minutes later[T] [B] #423,595

+Anonymous C — 11.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #423,596

looks like a sikh rather than muslim

+Svet !jzYkdX7lIw — 11.9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #423,600

@previous (C)
This.

Learn your rags shithead.

·Mohammed Akbar (OP) — 11.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #423,610

I will give 2 camels and one chicken for young woman.

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 11.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #423,612

Next rounds on me.

+Anonymous F — 11.9 years ago, 51 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #423,615

I'll give you Ducky for 1 camel, 1 goat, 3 7/11 stores, and the quart of oil. Ducky be a fine virgin, excellent housewife, but terrible cook.

·Anonymous F — 11.9 years ago, 15 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #423,677

@423,610 (Mohammed Akbar )

Do you accept my offer?

·Mohammed Akbar (OP) — 11.9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #423,678

@previous (F)

1 camel, 1 goat, 1 7/11 store and a pack of juicy fruit bubble gum.

·Anonymous F — 11.9 years ago, 55 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #423,694

@previous (Mohammed Akbar )

1 camel, quart of crude oil, juicy fruit bubble gum, big bag of skittles,and your youngest daughter.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #423,697

@previous (F)

everything but daughter, she is marrying her American boyfriend, Amir Mohammed Hansoo, also known as Negi Springfield, tomorrow, in Baghdad.

+Anonymous G — 11.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #423,700

@previous (A)
You realize that makes your daughter a lesbian?

+Anonymous H — 11.9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #423,701

@previous (G)

·Mohammed Akbar (OP) — 11.9 years ago, 40 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #423,702

@423,700 (G)

She not lesbian, trust me, father Mohammed know. ;-)

She like male penis alot. She just like her mama, many penis a day. That why I killed her mama, she was.acting like American, do everyone but me.... bitch

·Anonymous F — 11.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #423,711

@previous (Mohammed Akbar )

would it make you feel better if I told you I screwed your wife too?

·Anonymous G — 11.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #423,721

@423,702 (Mohammed Akbar )
I can assure you Negi Springfield does not have a penis.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 11.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #423,724

@423,596 (C)
@423,600 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
U two noticed cos ur not americans lol

·Anonymous C — 11.9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #423,732

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Thanks.

+Anonymous J — 11.9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #423,742

@423,596 (C)
Yeah. Sikh or maybe Hindu.

They all pretty much look the same though.

·Mohammed Akbar (OP) — 11.9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #423,745

@423,721 (G)

you have sex with negi? just wondering how you know he no penis.

·Anonymous G — 11.9 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #423,803

@previous (Mohammed Akbar )
we have scientifically documented proof that negi has no penis. also, she is cheating with a 2D waifu.

+beautiful plumage — 11.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #423,807

Punjabi, I name him Agampreet Sahib

oh yah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h3f3BbJgSs

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous G — 11.9 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #423,857

@previous (beautiful plumage )
Speaking of plumage...

+Anonymous L — 11.9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #423,871

@423,745 (Mohammed Akbar )
Hindus usually dont use rags like that

·Mohammed Akbar (OP) — 11.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #423,896

@previous (L)

I am Muslim god dammit

·Anonymous L — 11.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #423,899

@previous (Mohammed Akbar )
Meant to quote anonymous j

·Mohammed Akbar (OP) — 11.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #423,901

@previous (L)

oh, ok, I shall not severe your head this time

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