Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: Bulletins.iwantabro.com is down. Post new bulletins ITT.
+Frank Usrs — 15.5 years ago #5,041
By Sysop, 19 minutes ago:
Important: New feature: "emergency brake". This will be linked to in "stuff" for anyone with 500 posts or more, and enables you to "shut down" the board at any time. Nobody will be able to post or even view it. The obvious purpose is for active regulars to be able to spot any "social" (non-technical) attacks, such as fucktard wiseguys, and simply cut everyone off until I come back. I might connect some sort of notification to this which physically wakes me up if I'm asleep when it happens.
Abuse = perma-ban!(Edited 24 seconds later.)
·Frank Usrs (OP) — 15.5 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #66,432
Oh, and before anyone asks, Kimmo shut off SharkTech's power for evading his bans.
+Bucket !uJH0csYC4I — 15.5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #66,461
Important: Again, it's very important that you catch up and re-post everything that was deleted by fucktards, and that you understand that you weren't banned for real. Judging by all the PMs, you don't...
If I had the means, SharkTech would be one of the companies that would have to fork over a big-cash settlement for what they are doing. Only Lionel Hutz can be afforded, though...
The most recent changes should logically make it impossible for the same thing to happen again, although at a high price...
> Only Lionel Hutz can be afforded, though...
Hahahahahahahaha. Kimmo admits he's poor.
+Anonymous C — 15.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #66,480
> Only Lionel Hutz can be afforded, though
What the hell is Lionel Hutz? Is it a new Captcha or a pit bull on duty 24/7?
+ltamake !3vZ7A06glM — 15.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #66,483
@66,461 (Bucket !uJH0csYC4I)
@previous (C)
It's from the Simpsons, apparently:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lionel_Hutz. +Anonymous E — 15.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #66,486
@previous (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
surprised he didnt use a south park character or something instead, TBH
+Anonymous F — 15.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #66,488
@previous (E)
he has. his pop culture references are typically about 10 years old.
·Anonymous E — 15.5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #66,497
@previous (F)
i know that, i just meant in this instance because it's known that he obsesses with south park so much. that's what i meant.
> 10 years old
oh my.
+Anonymous G — 15.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #66,499
Is STI around?
+savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k — 15.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #66,501
+Anonymous I — 15.5 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #66,503
@previous (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)
Are you sure he's here? How do you know?
(Edited 6 minutes later.)
·savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k — 15.5 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #66,504
·Anonymous G — 15.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #66,505
@66,501 (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)
I wish I could set up a mirror of bulletins.iwab in a data center where I could force Kimmo to call in, then record the calls.
·Anonymous F — 15.5 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #66,506
@66,504 (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)
ARE YOU RETARDED?? HE'S ASKING HOW YOU KNOW STI IS HERE!
·savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k — 15.5 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #66,507
@66,505 (G)
Kimmo doesn't call; he emails.
+Anonymous J — 15.5 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #66,508
> New feature: "emergency brake". This will be linked to in "stuff" for anyone with 500 posts or more, and enables you to "shut down" the board at any time.
It's like he sits up at night thinking of new features that have wildly funny abuse potential.
> I might connect some sort of notification to this which physically wakes me up if I'm asleep when it happens.
incoming email -> alert system -> device driver -> electronic switch -> car battery -> testicles
·Anonymous G — 15.5 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #66,509
@66,507 (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)
I was thinking about refusing any e-mails for a legal matter. I'm sure he's smart enough to get a Google Voice account or something. I just want to hear his purportedly whiny voice. I also want to hear his bulletins in his voice.
+Svet !jzYkdX7lIw — 15.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #66,510
@previous (G)
I think he is to scared to reveal any part of his identity other than his IP.
·Anonymous I — 15.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #66,512
@66,506 (F)
Yeah.
Hopefully this guy isn't a stalker of some kind.
·Anonymous G — 15.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #66,514
@66,510 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
I think I could get him to make a telephone call if he really thought it could get an "illegal clone" shut down.
·Anonymous F — 15.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #66,516
@previous (G)
doooo eeeeet
i must have a voice sample so i know what the bulletins should sound like when i read them in my head.
·ltamake !3vZ7A06glM — 15.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #66,517
@66,514 (G)
If you do, please record it and put it on a site that won't remove it for DMCA. :D
·Anonymous G — 15.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #66,518
@previous (ltamake !3vZ7A06glM)
Well, I'd have to first buy a server, then put it in a rack, then monitor the ticket system like a fucking maniac, then buy a phone call recorder from Radio Shack...
It's just an idea in case the original bulletins server stays down.
·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw — 15.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,520
@previous (G)
But if you did get a copy of his voice you would become a legend.
Where do you live? I'm wondering if Kimmo can even afford a call to the US.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
·Bucket !uJH0csYC4I — 15.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,521
Fire STI, he can't keep IWAB up for longer than a few minutes.
·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw — 15.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,523
It would be really funny if kimmo had some really bad stutter. Fu fu fu fucking i i i illegal clones.
·Anonymous F — 15.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,524
@66,521 (Bucket !uJH0csYC4I)
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
+Anonymous L — 15.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,526
@previous (F)
We're talking about STI here. It is "that's what
he (specifically Link Tamake) said".
·savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k — 15.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,528
@66,521 (Bucket !uJH0csYC4I)
It was up for >30 days before it went down. I host it out of free will and don't ask for donations.
How about you FUCKING DONATE before you complain? I need $1,000.
+Anonymous M — 15.5 years ago, 13 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,529
@66,521 (Bucket !uJH0csYC4I)
How about you code a kimmo rage mirror, write bots, and host it?
No?
Stfu then.
·Anonymous G — 15.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,532
@66,523 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Something tells me he has a warbling voice like what CWC has.
·Anonymous M — 15.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,533
@previous (G)
Swedish chef, muppets.
·Anonymous F — 15.5 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,534
·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw — 15.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,539
@66,528 (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)
@66,529 (M)
Guys, I think bucket was just being playfull
·Anonymous M — 15.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,542
@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Aw, I'm sorry Bucket! Here's some allowance, now go play in Japan.
(Edited 35 seconds later.)
+stal !MacFAgWwdc — 15.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,549
mportant: Again, it's very important that you catch up and re-post everything that was deleted by fucktards, and that you understand that you weren't banned for real. Judging by all the PMs, you don't...
If I had the means, SharkTech would be one of the companies that would have to fork over a big-cash settlement for what they are doing. Only Lionel Hutz can be afforded, though...
The most recent changes should logically make it impossible for the same thing to happen again, although at a high price...
·Bucket !uJH0csYC4I — 15.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,552
@66,528 (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)
The internet is free for everyone, lemme shitstirr you some more.
Reading Kimmos bulletins is like going to a porn site, when IWAB is down, I don't get off, very simple.
(Edited 50 seconds later.)
+Dockerson — 15.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,621
Sysop So... much... fucking...
cancer... 16 minutes
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
·Dockerson — 15.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,622
@66,552 (Bucket !uJH0csYC4I)
You fap to Kimmo's site?
+Anonymous P — 15.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,623
why is iwab down? surely kimmo has tried with them numerous times
how come he succeeded now?
(Edited 11 seconds later.)
·Anonymous J — 15.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,624
Important: The "suggest edit" feature was NOT meant for idiots to stop proofreading and having others fix their posts. It's already been abused by lazy fucks. Don't think you can get away with crapping out junk just because somebody else might suggest a corrected version and it's accepted. When this happens too often, you'll get banned. 8 minutes
> So... much... fucking... cancer...
Not content following every word with only one period, Kimmy is kicking it up a notch. dot... dot... dot...
·Anonymous F — 15.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,625
@previous (J)
> dot... dot... dot...
XD
·Anonymous P — 15.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,626
lolkimmo is going mental
(Edited 13 seconds later.)
·Anonymous J — 15.5 years ago, 55 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,629
Important: If you followed a "weird" link at some point, you should regenerate a password and make new backups. This is particularly true for semi-mods. Just to be sure. 13 minutes
+Anonymous Q — 15.5 years ago, 45 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,631
wonder if this counts as "weird"
http://www.anontalk.se/topic/72843
> I don't understand why rape is so bad for women.·Frank Usrs (OP) — 15.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,639
By Sysop, 9 minutes ago:
Important: > Last topics created 3 hours, 3 hours and 3 hours ago.
No, this is not the way to cure the Internet cancer...
(Edited 19 seconds later.)
+vocalon !!HZt2k-fA? — 15.5 years ago, 34 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,644
I want to hear Kimmo's rage voice. bet it sounds like Vegeta
+Anonymous S — 15.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,673
@66,508 (J)
> >New feature: "emergency brake". This will be linked to in "stuff" for anyone with 500 posts or more, and enables you to "shut down" the board at any time.
> It's like he sits up at night thinking of new features that have wildly funny abuse potential.
I know!! I love it! The abuse this will cause will be legendary!
> >I might connect some sort of notification to this which physically wakes me up if I'm asleep when it happens.
> incoming email -> alert system -> device driver -> electronic switch -> car battery -> testicles
I laughed so hard. My roommate came in to see if I was alright.
I don't know why that caught me so off guard. Bravo, sir.
(Edited 16 seconds later.)
·Anonymous C — 15.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,674
> New feature: "emergency brake". This will be linked to in "stuff" for anyone with 500 posts or more, and enables you to "shut down" the board at any time
500 posts for the ability to shut down AT once.
Kimmo gets 500, you get 1. A great victory for Kimmo.
+AC !tyLmN8C16E — 15.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,679
+KeanuReevesFan — 15.5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,685
Well posting "quality" shit just for the purpose of reaching 500 is useless. This is at least half of Kimberlys remaning traffics, people posting to get established. However sacrificing old IDs you have kicking around is always good for a microsecond of Kimmo-rage.
·Anonymous G — 15.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,701
@66,625 (F)
The ellipsis is Kimmo’s version of CWC’s “stress sigh”. Basically, Kimmo has gone full aspie but can’t express his emotions in words.
·Dockerson — 15.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,724
Sysop You are either completely dead or almost too active --- why can't you be evenly active around the clock, every day instead of these extreme opposites? Being "too active" is far better than the alternative, though...
(Edited 22 seconds later.)
·Anonymous Q — 15.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,726
> You are either completely dead or almost too active --- why can't you be evenly active around the clock, every day instead of these extreme opposites? Being "too active" is far better than the alternative, though...
That's because 95% of the activity is a tiny group of 3-4 idiots trying to get 500 post IDs. The dead times are when they all happen to be asleep at the same time.
Because, y'know, those 3 hours of the board being shut down with EB are totally going to cancel out Kimmo's happiness about his new, active board.
+Anonymous V — 15.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #66,732
or "emergency brake" could be just meant encourage trolls to post more,, and auto-shitlist anyone using it.
+Anonymous W — 15.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,809
By Sysop, 10 minutes ago:
> 94 topics (~3.9/h) by 41 participants, 739 replies (~30.8/h) in 133 topics by 139 participants
Now your're just making me worried...
·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw — 15.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,812
@previous (W)
If you told a psychiatrist "there are people out to get me" He might tell you "your're being paranoid" But in the case of Kimmo the psychiatrist would be totaly wrong.
+Anonymous X — 15.5 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,862
Sysop, 8 minutes ago
Well... the "suggest edit" feature sure has saved a lot of time and posters from getting banned...
·Frank Usrs (OP) — 15.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,868
Sysop I don't like the feeling of "loose ends" in PMs. If something is still an issue, you need to reply back. 1 minute
(See above.) If it's the very same psychotic fucktard from bigpond.net.au who has been banned countless times ever since AT was born, he must truly have a mental illness. Every... single... day. Many times. Brain damage. 20 minutes
(See above.) I think I've now fixed that bug which would "randomly" (seemingly, to the user) not add items to the "replies to my replies" feature. It should work 100% of the time from now on. 52 minutes
·Frank Usrs (OP) — 15.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,871
? People should try to donate. $500,000 has been donated to Japan (a country with its own money!) yet the best website on the Internet is simply left to rot. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. 1 hour
·savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k — 15.5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,875
@previous (Frank Usrs )
> mfw he's serious ·Anonymous C — 15.5 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,877
@previous (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)
> >mfw he's serious
One failed BBS run by an asperger retard and funded by Swedish welfare is OBVIOUSLY more important than 140 million hard working Japanese.
+Gentlemen !22M2wEkk5k — 15.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,878
@66,871 (Frank Usrs )
What a complete and utter cunt.
Oh wait, I knew that.
·Anonymous G — 15.5 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,884
@66,877 (C)
He’s already said that people should donate to his site instead of donating to Haiti.
+The Owl !bA8iDz7Ugw — 15.5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,885
> mfw I wrote the Japan one
> mfw he actually accepted it·AC !tyLmN8C16E — 15.5 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,892
@previous (The Owl !bA8iDz7Ugw)
Hahahaha.
I was hoping somebody would remember the Haiti
Donation lulz and do it honour. Brilliant.
+Anonymous Z-3 — 15.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,893
@66,884 (G)
> He’s already said that people should donate to his site instead of donating to Haiti.
That would be good. Less niggers in the world.
But Japan, well Japan is okay.
·Anonymous G — 15.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,894
@previous (Z-3)
Of course you should donate to Japan, but just match your donations two-fold when donating to AnonTalk!
(Kimmo needs
vidya and
hentai, after all.)
·The Owl !bA8iDz7Ugw — 15.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,895
@66,892 (AC !tyLmN8C16E)
I'm now just wasting his time by insisting that he speaks Finnish English and a fuckup I made in the bulletin is how it is said in britain (try and instead of try to).
·Anonymous S — 15.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,925
Sysop
The emergency brake has surprisingly not been abused (or used) yet. Note that you will not risk a ban if your're acting "in good faith"; there can basically be a single dangerous/malicious topic and still count as an attack, depending on what it is. Or nothing in public at all, but something really being obviously wrong. Unless you have malicious intent, you will not be blamed for being "safe rather than sorry".
1 hour
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Glorious leader Kimmo! There's a single topic that might be a troll!
Shut.
Down.
Everything.
·Anonymous F — 15.5 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,936
@previous (S)
> The emergency brake has surprisingly not been abused (or used) yet.
it's just that noone happens to have a 500 post ID. what do you think the recent EXPLOSION OF QUALITY TOPICS is about?
+Omen !qYb72p0PM6 — 15.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,940
@previous (F)
Could it be that Kimmo is just trolling everyone?
Hangs a big, juicy carrot off a stick.
Gets 1000's of quality posts.
For a button that doesn't work.
·Anonymous J — 15.5 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,941
> Note that you will not risk a ban if your're acting "in good faith"; there can basically be a single dangerous/malicious topic and still count as an attack, depending on what it is. Or nothing in public at all, but something really being obviously wrong. Unless you have malicious intent, you will not be blamed for being "safe rather than sorry".
This paves the way for a wonderful game you can play with a partner! You need: 1 malicious troll, 1 "loyal" AnT. Since Kimmy has installed a "wake me up any time" button for loyal users, this could get interesting.
·Anonymous F — 15.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,943
@66,940 (Omen !qYb72p0PM6)
my first instinct was to reply "does he think we're stupid enough to spend weeks posting hundreds of threads just to shut the board down for a couple hours max?"
but then i remembered
> Overall, the users here are lately considered great. 100 topics (~4.2/h) by 39 participants,
and realized that, yes, some of us are pretty fucking stupid
·Omen !qYb72p0PM6 — 15.5 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,950
@previous (F)
That makes me wonder...
What would happen if Kimmo shut down AnT forever?
Where would the boundless energy of TC expend itself?
So, I see it this way: "Better the enemy you know, than the one you don't see coming."
Have fun with it, I hope the button works.
·Anonymous F — 15.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,971
@previous (Omen !qYb72p0PM6)·Omen !qYb72p0PM6 — 15.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,973
@previous (F)
I don't think you understand.
·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw — 15.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,975
@66,884 (G)
As retarded as kimmo is he does have a point their. Most of the money people give to charity is corupted or stolen. It's one of the reasons Pakistan didn't receve as much as they hoped during the floods.
+Anonymous Z-5 — 15.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,979
@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
lolno
·Anonymous G — 15.5 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #66,989
New bulletin!
Important: (Will probably put this in the "privacy" page soon. Yes, I know it's the first bulletin longer than 512 characters...)
Although AT tries its very best, obscure bugs have a tendency of somehow existing no matter how many times you stare at each line of code. Therefore, this is my idea of a reasonably safe client for surfing AT:
If you run Windows, make sure it's a clean, legal and up-to-date copy as you never know what pirate software does. Only install what you really need, and always from the official sources rather than any of those "easy install" services. Always use the latest version of stable, vanilla (no repackaged/modified versions) Firefox, or any other major, modern browser (such as Opera). Don't install any browser plugins or enhancements of any kind except the ones you really need; each one poses a potential security risk. If Firefox, use the "NoScript" one and disable scripting for all sites except AT, and then enable it for the ones you really trust, as necessary. Always open unknown links using a proxy (see "proxy mode"). If possible, turn off the ability for the browser to redirect to a different domain on its own, instead requiring you to manually follow each redirect from one domain to another. If possible, dedicate a separate browser (as in a different brand --- not just another instance) just for surfing AT, keeping your other stuff in a different one.
Summary/bottom line: AT does not depend on ANY externally hosted script. Thus, your browser should be instructed, in whatever way you prefer, to never load external scripts referred to from AT. If an external script is loaded from AT, it's due to a bug. Please report any such glitches as quickly as you can --- all even remotely security-related bug reports are always given maximum priority.
When in doubt, regenerate a password. If the board loses your ID in that process, tell me and I will help you get it back as the old password is temporarily stored for such occurrences.·Anonymous F — 15.5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,002
@previous (G)
> follow this long list of complicated instructions when setting up your computer or else my poorly-coded, hacked together piece of shit 1980's BBS will probably break
remind me again why kimmo is broke and living on welfare instead of being a highly-paid IT consultant making millions working from home?
+Anonymous Z-6 — 15.5 years ago, 51 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,010
@previous (F)
Fucking psycho. He should be a FUCKING BILLIONAIRE, not millionaire. If you suggest otherwise you will be SHITLISTED.
·Bucket !uJH0csYC4I — 15.5 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,014
> ? People should try to donate. $500,000 has been donated to Japan (a country with its own money!) yet the best website on the Internet is simply left to rot. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. 12 hours
Yes I coudln't agree more, the Japanese are the world's richest country, they don't need any more money.
+Anonymous Z-7 — 15.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,034
@previous (Bucket !uJH0csYC4I)
Well, given Sweden's generous welfare programs, Kimmo is probably one of the world's richest unemployed deadbeats, so...
+Anonymous Z-8 — 15.5 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,044
@66,925 (S)
Sounds like an open invitation for someone to make a couple proxy shitposts and shut the board down for a few hours.
·Anonymous V — 15.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,077
@previous (Z-8)
Actually it sounds like that Kimmy is just manipulating trolls to post more while encouraging them to use the shitbrake instead of becoming a wiseguy,,
·Anonymous Z-7 — 15.5 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,078
@previous (V)
It's actually the one strategy that's always worked for Kimmo. Add a minimum posting requirement for bulletins or things that can be fucked with.
Add a 1-post minimum for chat rooms, posting goes up so the IWAB crawler has IDs to log the chats with
Add a 10-post limit for reading bulletins, posting goes up so people can read bulletins.
Add a 10-post limit for no-moderation posting, posting goes up so people have IDs to spam with.
Add a 500-post limit for using the new shitbrake, a half dozen idiots are racing to see who can get to 500 first just so they can use it first.
·Bucket !uJH0csYC4I — 15.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,079
@previous (Z-7)
If we had 10 people with 500 posts we can shut down AnT for 10 days.
+Anonymous Z-9 — 15.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,081
> implying kimmo would let it go down for 24 hours
·Anonymous Z-7 — 15.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,082
@67,079 (Bucket !uJH0csYC4I)
dumbass
Day 1: First person turns on shitbrake. AnT down for a couple hours. Kimmo wakes up and sees no evidence of a flood. Poster probably gets b&.
Day 2: Second person turns on shitbrake. Kimmo, being very suspicious after the previous night, is staying up all night to monitor situation while pretending to be asleep and b&s second person almost immediately.
Day 3: Kimmo disables shitbrake and attack is stopped for good. One unsatisfying non-allcaps bulletin noting its removal is posted.
Day 4: The other 8 people who spent weeks getting 500 post IDs wonder what the fuck the point of it all was.
·Anonymous T — 15.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,096
@previous (Z-7)
And Dear Leader received almost ~5000 QUALITY POSTS for his trouble.
·Frank Usrs (OP) — 15.5 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,105
By ?, 1 hour ago:
> 0 spread the word to 0 in the last 24 hours.
:-(
·Bucket !uJH0csYC4I — 15.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,107
@67,082 (Z-7)
Then Kimmo will be forced to get more wiseguys, with 500 or more posts and we will have caused him more mental illness.
·Anonymous Z-9 — 15.5 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,116
@previous (Bucket !uJH0csYC4I)
Wiseguys...?
What the fuck are you going on about?
You are NOT a wiseguy. If someone shitposts, and you pull the pedobrake Kimmo will blame you.
If someone shitposts and you DON'T pull the pedobrake, kimmo will blame you.
If no-one shitposts and you pull the brake, kimmo will shitlist you.
You are under more scrutiny at 501 posts than you are at 499 posts.
Still think it's worth it?
·Frank Usrs (OP) — 15.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,204
Sysop Per request, the notes can now be viewed parsed as well. 3 hours
(See above.) "New topic" and "new reply" now link to your notes. Should be useful...? 5 hours
+Anonymous Z-10 — 15.5 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,216
hey guize let's give Kimmo what he wants it so we can fuk aroudn with him for 20 secs b4 everythin is reset XD
In Kimmo's words: "Fucking Idiots." Whatever you do, it has been done before, it is being watched by Kimmo due to the fact that it's done before, and Kimmo will reverse it in minutes. The only thing that makes him rage hard is when he sees that nobody really gives a shit about his site, and seeing 1 post a day on a good day is what really brings the satisfying bulletins. Morons.
·Frank Usrs (OP) — 15.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,217
By Sysop, 3 minutes ago:
If you are extremely paranoid even after taking the steps mentioned, ask me in private to add a "host-based authentication" layer to your ID. This will make AT check your hostname (in real time) for every single page load to verify that you are using the ISP that the board has been told that your ID uses. If somebody else ever figures out your ID and password, for any reason, they still cannot actually use it unless they happen to be using the same ISP as you. This is of course just a "last safety net" in a worst-case scenario, but I like the idea of multiple different kinds of security and mechanisms. This can only be done if you always use the same ISP when surfing AT. Don't ask if you move around a lot or plan to switch ISPs frequently.
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edit: fucking bbcode, how does it work.
(Edited 30 seconds later.)
·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw — 15.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,221
"Hey guyz. Lets piss off Kimmo"
"how?"
"We don't visit his site or post on it!"
"..."
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"Hey guyz. Lets piss off Kimmo"
"how?"
"We give him extra quality traffic then abuse the little power we're given"
"..."
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People need to get over themselfs when they claim one tactic to be better than another.
Kimmo is mentaly ill and the main thing that pisses of Kimmo is himself. He is delusional narcissist with assburgers thrown in and he will rage when his wild dreams don't come true. Trying to direct anonymous and fighting among ourselfs is getting to be really fucking retarded.
·Anonymous J — 15.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,223
@67,217 (Frank Usrs )
> This will make AT check your hostname (in real time) for every single page load
Really Kimmy, how far can you stick your nose up every user's butthole before the "anon" part becomes the utter joke we all know it to be?
He seems to be
really paranoid about the whole cookie stealing XSS thing. Good job making him sweat, STI & gang! I wouldn't be surprised if he is already trying to pressure wiseguys and semi-mods to do this.
+AC !tyLmN8C16E — 15.5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,231
@67,217 (Frank Usrs )
Kimmo finally invented session validation?
PURE GOLD
·Anonymous F — 15.5 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,250
@67,221 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
> People need to get over themselfs when they claim one tactic to be better than another.
except that one tactic has been proven to work and the other tactic has been proven to only make kimmo happier...
> he will rage when his wild dreams don't come true.
and your tactic makes him think his dreams
are coming true.
fucking IDIOT·AC !tyLmN8C16E — 15.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,256
@previous (F)
Facefur: knows his shit. Pun intended.
+1
·Anonymous F — 15.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,263
@previous (AC !tyLmN8C16E)
^^
·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw — 15.5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,267
@67,250 (F)
Hello Facefur.
> > People need to get over themselfs when they claim one tactic to be better than another.
> except that one tactic has been proven to work and the other tactic has been proven to only make kimmo happier...
All it has shown is deadness makes an all caps bulletin. He might not be as mad as we hope he is. Also for all we know he could be sinking deeper into depression and bottleing up his rage when those posters go crazy.
> > he will rage when his wild dreams don't come true.
> and your tactic makes him think his dreams are coming true. fucking IDIOT
"makes him think" is the key phrase here.
+Leonidas !nBpim1wazU — 15.5 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,268
@67,256 (AC !tyLmN8C16E)
> Facefur: knows his shit. Pun intended.
>
> +1
There is photograph evidence of this too. But posting it well people don't like scat furry pics.
·Anonymous F — 15.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,309
Sysop If you were like this every day, this would practically be AnTopia... 8 minutes
wow, svet & boner's plan is certainly working beautifullydotdotdot
·Anonymous G — 15.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,310
> AnTopia
Coo-koo! Coo-koo!
·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw — 15.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,315
@67,309 (F)
It's not my plan. I don't post on AT. I just don't see the harm in people posting their with the intention to troll him later. Just because he's happy now don't mean he's not going to be pissed off later.
+Anonymous Z-13 — 15.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,348
To you fags that are wasting your time posting on AnT (yes, I'm the OP of the other thread), Here is what your efforts will get --- a bulletin like this:
Sysop Important: It never ceases to amaze me how certain fucktards will spend hours of their time, fake-posting and pretending to be real users, just so they can abuse a feature that shuts the board down for a few minutes only to be banned, shitlisted, and password scrambled. If you are going to spend that much time posting quality topics, why not just become a good AnT? The amount of fucktardism here is... staggering.
Just stop wasting your time. Kimmo will keep your quality posts and destroy your ID. You will have wasted hours posting on AnT for some sup-par lulz, and Kimmy will have many more quality posts on his board that he won't delete.
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 15.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,365
@previous (Z-13)
This. I support a long-term boycott from AnT. Kimmo will just have his raeg over his dead board, and we paid zero efforts for all his butthurted bulletins and lulz.
Zero effort->constant lulz revenue, best biz opper-tuna-ty evar.
·Anonymous T — 15.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,370
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
This Chinese shoe manufacturing slave knows what's up
·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw — 15.5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,374
@67,365 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
You remember how Chris-chan was heart broken when he found out all his girlfriends were really trolls? That's how I imagin Kimmo when he finds out 90% of his users are trolls wanting to abuse his website.
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 15.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,375
@67,370 (T)
Me not srave idiot, srave get no pay, me gain 3 cents for each pair of shoes.
+Legion !z52yU4lEPY — 15.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,381
@67,374 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
I think Kimmo is self aware.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 15.5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,411
@67,374 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Too much effort for too little extra profit.
·Bucket !uJH0csYC4I — 15.5 years ago, 50 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,432
@67,348 (Z-13)
GTFO, we are AnT stalkers, we live for him.
·Anonymous T — 15.5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,435
@previous (Bucket !uJH0csYC4I)
No. Fuck you.
·Bucket !uJH0csYC4I — 15.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,439
@previous (T)
Fuck you mom
·Anonymous Z-7 — 15.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,440
@67,432 (Bucket !uJH0csYC4I)
> we live for him.
K, can we just make it Official TC Policy that anyone with an open gay crush on Kimmo is permab&?
·Bucket !uJH0csYC4I — 15.5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,441
@previous (Z-7)
Then half the users here will be b&
·savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k — 15.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,460
> Important: A very bizarre bug - now fixed - has caused quite some non-fucktards lately to get auto-banned when updating their dashboard settings with the bumps as the "custom start page". Only newbies were affected, but this is still serious IMO. Since this is frequently abused for real, I simply assumed that these reports were just more trolls driveling their usual nonsense (and at least one of them was a troll, but reported the bug anyway for some reason). If I ignored you the first time, and/or you got your password scrambled, I'll sort it out for you if you just let me know. Remember that it's like an ocean of different IDs to me and I don't keep track of the exact status of each one --- you always have to send me a PM or e-mail if the issue is still there. Too bad the people who need to read this probably won't... it's frustrating.
pic related
·Anonymous C — 15.5 years ago, 50 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,464
@previous (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)
Kimmo shitcoding is shit.
·Frank Usrs (OP) — 15.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,488
By Sysop, 25 minutes ago:
> I just discovered this site and iam in love with it!.So are there any older people men/women who don't mind sharing their nude photos with me?I get off on the middleaged,no need to show your face(iam 27 by the way).Thanks.
What goes through the mind of somebody typing like this?
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<--- Also, uncensored version of the image above. All the information was fake or invalid anyway.
·Anonymous J — 15.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,537
@67,460 (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)
> Report all bugs to me ASAP (so I can call you names and shitlist you)
> -Sysop
herp derp
Baaawwww some more about how nobody reports bugs to you now, Kimmy. It's always the users' fault.
·Authorized Clone !tyLmN8C16E — 15.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,542
@67,460 (savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k)
I love Kimmo’s response to bug reports ^_^
·Anonymous Z-5 — 15.5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,548
@previous (Authorized Clone !tyLmN8C16E)
i know rite
> non-fucktards
lol he knows now other way.
·Anonymous G — 15.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,737
NEW BULLETIN
Hrm. Bloat mode really feels like a must... Lots of things probably should be made default and instead a "light" mode could remove bloat instead. But it won't happen until I've thought it through, as always...
tl;dr kimmo·Anonymous F — 15.5 years ago, 42 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,752
@previous (G)
so after 3 years kimmo still has no firm idea how he wants his website to look or function.
·Frank Usrs (OP) — 15.5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,758
@previous (F)
Perfection means fucking around with things all the time.
·Anonymous Z-11 — 15.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,759
@67,752 (F)
He doesn’t use any formal processes. It’s all failure, all the time.
·The Owl !bA8iDz7Ugw — 15.5 years ago, 12 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,886
@67,752 (F)
It's still in beta.
+Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng — 15.5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,888
·Frank Usrs (OP) — 15.5 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,978
Holy fuck, he must be on some really strong meds. He hasn't raged for a long time.
Sysop Insanely fucking slow still... disabling entirely for now. 2 minutes
(See above.) Once again (after a number of months) reverted the watchlist indicator in the main menu to its original, "live" mode (instead of being aggressively cached and thus often broken). Let's hope the board is now ready to handle it again. 3 hours
(See above.) If your posts are pending for insane periods of time (many hours, such as twelve or more), it's usually because the semi-mods and/or wiseguys have ignored them as they were unsure, and thus I have to deal with them, and I usually do that after all the other pending things are done. 7 hours
·Anonymous C — 15.5 years ago, 36 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,988
> If your posts are pending for insane periods of time (many hours, such as twelve or more), it's usually because the semi-mods and/or wiseguys have ignored them as they were unsure, and thus I have to deal with them, and I usually do that after all the other pending things are done. 7 hours
The semi-mods and/or wiseguys have ignored them as they were scared Kimmo would freak out and black hole them, so you need to wait until The Supreme Sysop is finished jerking off to porn.
·vocalon !!HZt2k-fA? — 15.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,991
@previous (C)
What's he talking about?
·Anonymous Z-7 — 15.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,994
@67,978 (Frank Usrs )
> Holy fuck, he must be on some really strong meds. He hasn't raged for a long time.
Blame Svet and Bucket. The explosion of quality topics is due to them and idiots like them, and is making this Kimmo's Best Week Ever.
My theory is that they were jealous of the attention LD and HR got for going rogue, and are trying to be made mods themselves so everyone will pay attention to them instead.
·vocalon !!HZt2k-fA? — 15.5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #67,997
@previous (Z-7)
LD and HR?
It was "ChickenFlipper" and Watermonster.
·Anonymous F — 15.5 years ago, 33 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #68,013
@previous (vocalon !!HZt2k-fA?)
just get here last week?
CF was hacked, WM was STI.
LatestDude & HomestarRunner were formerly legit mods who got sick of kimmo's shit, then came to TC & MC and had loooong-ass threads where they dropped secrets/screenshots/etc and generally had a shitload of people sucking their dick and declaring EPIC LULZ.
·savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k — 15.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #68,150
@previous (F)
> CF was hacked, WM was STI.
Technically they were both me.
·Frank Usrs (OP) — 15.5 years ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #68,581
Site's down again.
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Sysop "I am trying to remember the name to a porn tube site,that I used to browse not so long ago .All I remember,beside it having a white background,is the logo,which seemed like a clown's face ,with only his red nose and eyes showing .So,please folks,help me out with this,that would be very appreciated." <- F... F... S... 56 minutes
(See above.) Yes, the watchlist notification is finally fast, live and not lagged at all again. As it was when it was created, waaay back. 3 hours
? Remember, you can use the Your bullied topics feature (/my_bullied_topics) to breathe new life into a topic you've made that didn't get any replies (they must be at least 3 days old). I'm looking through pages of old topics and quite a few of them do not have any replies. 8 hours
·vocalon !!HZt2k-fA? — 15.5 years ago, 33 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #68,584
@68,013 (F)
Oh yeah.
I forgot.
·Bucket !uJH0csYC4I — 15.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #68,585
@68,581 (Frank Usrs )
> Sysop "I am trying to remember the name to a porn tube site,that I used to browse not so long ago .All I remember,beside it having a white background,is the logo,which seemed like a clown's face ,with only his red nose and eyes showing .So,please folks,help me out with this,that would be very appreciated." <- F... F... S... 56 minutes
So that means I won't be able to find that porn tube site.
·Anonymous S — 15.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #68,605
@previous (Bucket !uJH0csYC4I)
> >Sysop "I am trying to remember the name to a porn tube site,that I used to browse not so long ago .All I remember,beside it having a white background,is the logo,which seemed like a clown's face ,with only his red nose and eyes showing .So,please folks,help me out with this,that would be very appreciated." <- F... F... S... 56 minutes
>
> So that means I won't be able to find that porn tube site.
Oh that was your topic?
Yeah, your're a nigger.
Stop giving him traffic.
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