Topic: I want a girlfriend

+ducky — 11.4 years ago #41,366

I want a lipstick lesbian girlfriend

·ducky (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 8 seconds later[T] [B] #451,034

and where do I find them

·ducky (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 31 seconds later, 39 seconds after the original post[T] [B] #451,035

and what do I do with them

+Anonymous B — 11.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #451,037

Seek Christ

+Anonymous C — 11.4 years ago, 50 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #451,044

gay bars are a good place to start

+Anonymous D — 11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,048

hot chicks don't dig bug infested hair..

+Anonymous E — 11.4 years ago, 33 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,055

ducky eat meat.

·ducky (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,057

@451,048 (D)
I guess that's why they never come near you????

+Anonymous F — 11.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,059

ducky. You have to ditch the pubic hair in dreadlocks.
No Lesbo going to eat anything covered in dreadlocks.

·Anonymous D — 11.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,078

dreadlock

deadlook..

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,079

join a dating site. You'll have women crawling all over you, like desperate baby kittens.

+Anonymous H — 11.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,080

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Whoa now.
ducky a girl
Kook a girl

Think about it. Hint Hint.

·ducky (OP) — 11.4 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,081

@451,079 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
are they really hot and fit though
this seems like a fun idea lol
@previous (H)
idk she's not a lipstick lesbian also I love her too much

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+Anonymous I — 11.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,082

@previous (ducky )
Ducky, I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.... Doesn't that count for anything?

+Anonymous J — 11.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,085

@previous (I)
It does. Only IF your penis resembles a clitoris in size.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.4 years ago, 38 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,090

@451,081 (ducky )
Some are hot and fit, and I think that you would be very popular.

·Anonymous I — 11.3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,094

@451,085 (J)
I can tape my balls between my legs, and put my dick in ice cold water. Little bastard will shrivel up in no time!!!

+Anonymous K — 11.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,096

@451,090 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Ducky is one of us. She'll never play for your team.

·ducky (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,103

@451,090 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
I'm rly curious now to see what kind of girls I'd attract

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,105

@previous (ducky )
Try it just for fun. It'll be like a scientific experiment.

+Anonymous L — 11.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,106

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
She will discover that when she eats one out - She better like the taste of funky fish.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,108

@previous (L)
Vagina doesn't actually taste like fish. You're a virgin.

+wadewilson — 11.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #451,133

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)

> Vagina doesn't actually taste like fish. You're a virgin.

this.

it only has a "fishy" smell/taste if there's old seamen in there.

·Anonymous C — 11.3 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,153

@previous (wadewilson )
> fishy
> seamen
lol'd

+Anonymous N — 11.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,188

@previous (C)
That's the joke

·Anonymous C — 11.3 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,206

@previous (N)

+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 11.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,259

I got hit on by some girls at a gay club once and they were girls I would have never thought were lesbians

+Anonymous P — 11.3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #451,261

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)

> I got hit on by some girls at a gay club once and they were girls

this alone i read and was all smiles

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 11.3 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,358

@451,133 (wadewilson )
There is no way Bert would be in anyone's vagina.

·Anonymous C — 11.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,381

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 11.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,423

@previous (C)
Yeah, I crack myself up.

+Anonymous R — 11.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,438

@451,037 (B)

> Seek Christ

·Anonymous R — 11.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #451,439

@451,106 (L)
Closer to armpit than fish. Not that it sounds much better.

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