Topic: Bert, question
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 11.2 years ago #42,005
midnight now
weekend tomorrow
only slept for 3 hours last night
fucking tired right now
don't feel like to go to bed at all
2 bottles of cider in the fridge
what would you do?
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 11.2 years ago, 12 minutes later[T] [B] #458,349
is this you? what have they done
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #458,350
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
welp, some faggot hacked my minecraft account yesterday and i'm too worried to sleep, thus the 3 hrs sleep
kinda pissed off at work today so bought some light alcohol for relaxation
and now i dunno what i want to do, bed or booze or both
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 11.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #458,369
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
I'm sorry you're having a tough time i hate being hacked too. you stayed up, did you drink
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #458,372
I cider universally assumed to be alcoholic outside the US?
+Anonymous D — 11.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #458,389
@458,350 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
upgrade to real alcohol..
+Anonymous E — 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #458,393
You appear to be advocating a new stack-based, impure and non-programmer-friendly programming language. Your language will not work. Here is why it will not work.
You appear to believe that that syntax is what makes programming difficult, that computers have infinite memory, that nobody really needs debugger support or I/O, that scaling up to large software projects will be easy and that programmers love writing lots of boilerplate.
Unfortunately, your language has comprehensible syntax, lacks semicolons, lacks significant whitespace, has macros, lacks implicit type conversion, lacks explicit casting, lacks type inference, lacks goto, lacks exceptions, has closures, has reflection, lacks subtyping, lacks recursive types, has covariant array typing, lacks monads, has nested comments, lacks regexes and has call-by-reference.
The following philosophical objections apply:
* The most significant program written in your language isn't even its own compiler
* No language spec
* "The implementation is the spec." It is: covered by patents
* Interpreted languages will never be as fast as C
* Your language relies on an optimization which has never been shown possible
* RTE takes exponential time
* AOQ is known to be undecidable.
Your implementation has the following flaws:
* VMs do not work that way
* Your compiler errors are completely inscrutable
* You don't seem to understand pointers.
Additionally, your marketing has the following problems:
* Obviously rigged benchmarks Matrix-math benchmarks where you just call BLAS
* Noone really believes that your language is faster than C nor Java
* Rejection of orthodox systems programming without justification
* Rejection of orthodox algorithmic theory without justification.
Taking the wider ecosystem into account, I would like to note that we already have a safe statically-typed eager functional language, you have reinvented PHP but worse and you have reinvented Brainfuck but non-ironically.
In conclusion, I think you have some interesting ideas, but this won't fly.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #458,402
@458,369 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
nah ended up straight to bed coz too tired, the cider will be saved for tonight
@458,372 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
seems not, wiki turns out some countries takes cider as non-alcoholic fruit drinks
but it is alcoholic drinks in HK
@458,389 (D)
only industrial 100% alcohol is real alcohol
@previous (E)
tl;dr
·Anonymous D — 11.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #458,439
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
I drink one ninety n hich n I see almost be hundred per cent nooxz err..
·Anonymous D — 11.2 years ago, 39 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #458,441
Zfags..
+Anonymous F — 11.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #458,444
·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #458,453
@458,439 (D)
Not 100%, not real alcohol
point is only suicidal or total fucking idiot would go for "real alcohol"
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