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Topic: Anyone saw Bert around?

+On !Uvm54ORbmo11.1 years ago #42,262

He hasn't drunk post for 2 days already
is he dead from liver failure?

+Anonymous B11.1 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #461,495

We can only hope...

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,496

@previous (B)

> We can only hope...
> ...

fuck I almost thought you were Bert

+Anonymous C11.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,497

Bert? Nope, maybe he decided to drive out to Hong Kong.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,499

@previous (C)
OH FUCK HE IS TRYING TO RAPE MY SISTER FOR REAL BRB HIDING HER IN MY SHOEBOX

+Anonymous D11.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,502

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
I wouldn't be just worried about your sister, I mean, Bert does have a thing for men too. Although he's probably in a ditch or a morgue so I wouldn't worry that much.

·Anonymous C11.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,504

@461,499 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Fear not my nigga, Tennessee to HK is at least a 3 day drive, he'll pass out drunk halfways, then wake up and forget where he was going in the first place. Then just head back to liquor store.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,506

@461,502 (D)
I dunno, he could be dead and unable to post, or he could be stowaway on a plane to HK and have no internet access.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 53 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,507

@461,504 (C)
lol actually sound legit

+Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1.11.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,511

@OP

He was being his usual special needs self in another thread, earlier today.

+ö 11.1 years ago, 16 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,512

@previous (Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1.)

ö

·Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1.11.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,513

I present, for the approval of the tinychan society, Bertrum.

·ö 11.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,515

@previous (Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1.)
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·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,520

@461,513 (Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1.)
Oh thx grate to see our village clown is still kicking and hilarious

·Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1.11.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,522

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

As unintentionally hilarious as ever.

·On !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 47 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,523

@previous (Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1.)
Unintentionally hilarious is the best hilarious

·Ghost Louie !uSk4BCgU1.11.1 years ago, 51 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,524

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)

Agreed.

+Anonymous G11.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #461,526

It's his annual revisiting to the drunk tank.

+Anonymous H11.1 years ago, 15 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #461,594

y'all need to quit talking shit..

+Anonymous I11.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #461,616

@previous (H)
Or what?

+Anonymous J11.1 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #461,841

@previous (I)
or consequences will remain relatively similar for the foreseeable future

·Anonymous F11.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #461,844

@461,594 (H)
Faget

·Anonymous I11.1 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #461,862

@461,841 (J)
Ah... well I can live with that. Drunken Bert posts/threats are just part of the scenery anymore.

+Anonymous K11.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #461,890

@previous (I)
stfu...I am a special snowflake..

·Anonymous I11.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #461,914

@previous (K)
Sorry, snowflake.

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