As Emergency Bertcast System reported, and numerous suspicious anonymous posts hinting the return of Bert (e.g.
https://www.tinychan.org/topic/44142), there is a very high possibility of Bert will once again invade Tinychan with his offensive spamming and creepy stalking posts, before the end of 2015. In order to be prepare for this upcoming disaster, I am opening this thread to discuss about the proper measures to be taken when such incident (inevitably) happen, as to keep the damage done to Tinychan to the minimum.
Or bring the lulz value to the maximum, howerer you look at that
My suggested actions:
1. Reminding him he sworn never coming back, and no one wants him back
2. Find and post numerous bad pictures of US NAVY, as it was tested on Minichan it is SUPER EFFECTIVE! against Bert
3. To
pretend-to-be female posters: Do not, in any way, tempt Bert to creeps on you. It will only encouraging his spamming behaviour and creepiness on his posts towards you. Especially ducky mah nigga, u no want 2 quacks sniffin yaw fat nigga ass unowutimsayin
This is an open discussion thread, all other suggestions are welcomed.
Except when it is from bert pretending to be anonducky will come help bert, survive the onslaught coming berts way.
I suggested a brave Tinycomrad should pretend to be a woman and be nice to him over on mc. Don't know if anyone took one for the team. Good luck my nigga, On, we got your back.